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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2006, 03:39:37 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 25, 2006, 04:37:28 pm
I predict the whole story will go away on its own. Remember that football team that was all up in the news like a year ago for the party boat incident? Ever hear any closure on that? Or any follow up whatsoever? Me either.
You haven't been paying attention. Which is fine.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2006, 03:49:39 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on April 28, 2006, 02:54:08 pm
You're all going to think I'm horrible, but this is the racist joke no one could make up.


I'm sorry, I'm so sorry black people.  Please forgive me.

You know I can't even justify putting that up.

It's too late Flip, I've already handed your address over to the Black Panthers. 

Also, I saw that news story when it was broadcast.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2006, 03:59:47 pm »
Quote from: side_show on April 28, 2006, 03:49:39 pm
It's too late Flip, I've already handed your address over to the Black Panthers. 

Also, I saw that news story when it was broadcast.

Well, better start stocking up on ammo.  I knew this day would come.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2006, 04:20:50 pm »
Quote from: side_show on April 27, 2006, 03:07:27 am

A little explaination on the next one: in Winnipeg the main brand of garbage dumpster is BFI.


short shameful confession.

the first time i heard the phrase "butt fuck egypt" was after i had to ask my "cool" friends in 9th grade what
"BFE" meant, as they used the acronym a lot.

shortly there after, i was convinced that BFI was "butt fuck indiana" for a very long time,
and tried to turn it into a meme amongst my peer group for at least a decade.

<_<

ok, two and a half decades.

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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2006, 05:56:00 pm »
I would like to read arkabee's biography.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2006, 06:34:34 pm »
Update: After contending that he was innocent for months, he pleaded no contest and received 3 years probation.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #51 on: October 04, 2006, 08:55:06 am »
I just remembered all this, did we ever figure out what actually happened to the guy who was such a dick as to actually use a laptop in public?

Anyways... three years probation eh? So I guess that means he isn't allowed to commit any more crimes for three years, have to give up the nerd bashing for a start. That'll show him.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2006, 02:56:19 am »
If someone kills this guy, I'll pull my stocks and donate them all to the legal defense fund.

Just sayin'.

I want a world where I can use my laptop without fear of being assaulted, god damnit! And if I have to carve out that world by passive-aggressively funding the murder of people who would assault me, by gosh, I'll do it@!@!@!1
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2007, 04:22:34 am »
I remembered this thread a few days ago, just in time to realize that this guy was going to be playing in the big game today.

I didn't have any other stake in who won or lost, but I can't say how glad I am that he's not getting a fuck*ng Super Bowl ring.  This would have been a much angrier post.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2007, 04:50:27 am »
It's interesting, the correlation people are making between more violent sports and more violent behaviors in society. But what about hockey? I spend most of my time in a media vacuum, so for all I know there could be a rash of NHL-spawned assaults out there, but it seems to me there isn't. I wonder why?
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« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2007, 06:20:24 am »
Because hockey players keep their riots in the skating rink.
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« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2007, 05:18:23 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 27, 2006, 03:30:47 am
I think BFI is pretty much the main brand of dumpster everywhere.

~Paul

I'm pretty sure that Dumpster is the main brand of dumpster.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2007, 08:13:45 pm »
Quote from: Bjorn the Destroyer on February 05, 2007, 05:18:23 pm
I'm pretty sure that Dumpster is the main brand of dumpster.

Yes, you are correct.  I was referring to the company that hauls away the debris.  In that, BFI is the main company to perform that service.  I think.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2007, 09:18:16 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on April 25, 2006, 02:00:45 am
Newly signed Bears quarterback arrested for beating up a man for using a laptop in public.

Dude, black quarterback? In Chicago? I don't think so - he's a cornerback. I can't believe nobody noticed that. As Bill Simmons says, he's the lost Manning brother.

Also, we always said that BFI stood for "Best Friends International", but then again I'm sort of kind and generous like that.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2007, 09:33:06 pm »
FWIW, it stands for Browning Ferris Industries.  I wonder if they have side businesses in concrete shoe manufacturing and distribution.
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