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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2006, 09:11:50 pm »
What's worse is when you're in a parking garage and you think you hear footsteps behind you.  Then you stop and listen, and the footsteps stop, but maybe there was one that was just so off...  And then you think "nah" and keep walking.  Then you get raped.

Yeah I hate that one.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 09:15:23 pm »
Parking garage... eh... what's the worst that can happen, some crazed hobo spitting syphilis all over?  Big deal, they have antibiotics for that.  I'd think more like... the forest... rustling in the bushes... oh man, way out here?  I'd never get to the penicillin in time.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2006, 09:22:06 pm »
Dude.. one time I was getting in the trunk of my car to put groceries away... and you guessed it



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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2006, 09:35:54 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on May 04, 2006, 09:22:06 pm
Dude.. one time I was getting in the trunk of my car to put groceries away...

Getting in your own trunk? Now you know how it feels to be one of your victims.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2006, 09:38:28 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on May 04, 2006, 09:35:54 pm
Getting in your own trunk? Now you know how it feels to be one of your victims.

Only part of the way since I don't lock it on myself.

(also no blindfold or broomhandles in orifices)
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2006, 09:42:30 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on May 04, 2006, 08:31:40 pm
So have you ever like, been walking up a dark flight of stairs and turn around and look down into the blackness and just completely expect some kind of demon-ghoul to totally fly into your face.  Man, I'm always ready for that one.

I still sprint up the stairs from the basement in my house for this very reason.  But I'm afraid of pretty much everything ever.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2006, 01:01:15 am »
yeah, that friend did comment that you made her drink a swig of holy water and eat A Garlic before entry.

also that you beat her up in your sleep, mistaking her for a Demon with Designs on your Honour.

also that you said you didn't want to celebrate your birthday because it meant you were closer to dying. that part was real.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2006, 01:09:46 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 05, 2006, 01:01:15 am
yeah, that friend did comment that you made her drink a swig of holy water and eat A Garlic before entry.

also that you beat her up in your sleep, mistaking her for a Demon with Designs on your Honour.

also that you said you didn't want to celebrate your birthday because it meant you were closer to dying. that part was real.

Well I do thrash and scream in my sleep.

Yeah, that was a pretty morbid weekend for me.  I probably said a lot of crazy things.  However, I stand by my declaration to her, because birthdays (and baby pictures) remind me of my mortality.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2006, 01:15:34 am »
she was basically worried about you. that you would say something like "you can't leave me. now you know my secret. *pulls out long ceremonial knife*"

also: yeah, my cousin does the thrashing/screaming thing. as does my grandfather, apparently.

it is very disturbing. their nightmares give me nightmares.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2006, 01:22:04 am »
Quote from: Hobot on May 05, 2006, 01:09:46 am
Well I do thrash and scream in my sleep.

You weren't exactly sleeping then....




just sayin' is all.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2006, 02:59:02 am »
Dork.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2006, 03:10:19 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on May 05, 2006, 01:22:04 am
You weren't exactly sleeping then....

just sayin' is all.

The fact that I saw this coming a mile away means:
a) Q is getting too predictable
b) I'm perverted as well
c) Hobot is setting Q up
d) All of the above
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2006, 03:15:24 am »
Yeah, I think they're working together.  They're a travelling con team.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2006, 03:26:07 am »
Oh we're working together all right...


IF YUO KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!1111
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2006, 03:34:45 am »
Holy crap dudes. Look at the views + money already,.
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