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I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« on: May 05, 2006, 01:29:08 am »
but seriously... WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 02:43:00 am »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA is about the only sequence of letters I can come up with. 

I love their logic, "This thing is cool, therefore God made it."  And yes, that is my worst nightare, that God made bananas really well.

What's worse is I know there's some poor fool being taken in by all this. <-- Okay lemme clarify, You can believe in ID/creationism all you want, but this is so not anything resembling proof of an intelligent designer.  Anyone who buys this, whether or not they believe in ID is a fool.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2006, 02:44:54 am »
Oh man, I think he's convinced me.  Sign me up for JESUS.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2006, 03:07:31 am »
"Now this is a real atheist's nightmare. This is a true creation from God, Heather. Now if you notice Heather has strong knees with tough skin and hard bone so to take the added pressure of kneeling down. Also, when Heather kneels her head, and more importantly her mouth, is conveniently at the level of my crotch. Notice how my erection enters so easily and with the slight curve acts as a bonus, this is truly Gods idea. The extra skin of me c*ck also acts to help 'er hand glide over me junk more easily...."
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2006, 04:35:00 am »
Hobo, today you are a genius.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2006, 09:49:02 am »
Bananas are pretty awesome, though. You've got to give props to either the intelligent designer of your choice or the random vagaries of mutation and evolution for that one.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2006, 11:40:34 am »
Oh I won't deny the awesome power of a banana... it is full of potassium.


I'm just saying if Kirk Cameron wants to get into it with me, he should come correct.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2006, 02:52:48 pm »
So if God made the bananas, I guess the Devil made the pineapples. Tough motherf*ckers.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2006, 03:18:59 pm »
Quote from: jough on May 05, 2006, 02:44:54 am
Oh man, I think he's convinced me.  Sign me up for JESUS.

Me too, this is the proof i've been searching for.  Thank you Kirk Cameron.

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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2006, 03:25:27 pm »
i don't like bananas.

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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2006, 04:33:25 pm »
Quote from: arkabee on May 05, 2006, 03:25:27 pm
i don't like bananas.

Agreed. They taste awful, overpower any smoothie you put them in, and it's impossible to eat one without looking sensual and/or silly.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2006, 04:38:15 pm »
This is not the first time Kirk Cameron has changed my life; Growing Pains helped me through some tough times.  That boy just keeps on giving.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 04:39:40 pm »
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 05:01:18 pm »
I think the course from here is clear.

Life outside of any place that can grow bananas must be purged, specifically Washington State.  Do you need more proof?



Within the "innocent" apple lies satanic images.  An apple a day keeps GOD away.

It's time to apply the cleansing flame to the godless apple eaters.
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Re: I don't want to mock anyone's beliefs (not openly)
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 06:09:04 pm »
Quote from: smick on May 05, 2006, 05:01:18 pm
Within the "innocent" apple lies satanic images.  An apple a day keeps GOD away.

Oh yeah? What about this devilish fruit?

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