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[Hobot]

I am disturbed by Philippe's face in the first panel of the last row.  But there's something very nice and comforting about Téodor sitting down to tell the wee otter about How Hard It Is to Be a Couch.  However, if I were a couch, China would not be my retirement destination of choice.

[CortJstr]

So are they going to call Emeril and let him know to stop searching or is he going to come back to the house exhausted after hours of searching all night, feeling terrible that he's given up only to find out they found Philippe and brought him home like 14 hours beforehand?

[colmore]

I think we're all supposed to assume that all loose ends of this arc have been tied up of camera.

I'm hoping O will hold back on the big arcs for at least a little while now.

[MrCB]

So are they going to call Emeril and let him know to stop searching or is he going to come back to the house exhausted after hours of searching all night, feeling terrible that he's given up only to find out they found Philippe and brought him home like 14 hours beforehand?

Ray the Considerate Cat? Surely you jest sir.

I bet that Emeril finds something in the transfer station thats five kinds of cooler than the fake airwolf.

[V-Adore]

I bet that Emeril finds something in the transfer station thats five kinds of cooler than the fake airwolf.

Man, I dunno, isn't trashspotting in the transfer station sort of too easy? It's like giraffeing in the trout hatchery. In a barrel. With a laser sight on your, uh, giraffeing apparatus. ... I'm gonna stop now.

[theinevitable]

all making a surrogate phillipe out of trash
ray all not getting it
surogate phillipe falling apart
emeril all crying
ray all being like "cool it, dude!"

or better yet, now those two hobo-type guys with the billionth degree burns come back.

as to Webster's law-- I think it would make more sense to say that  children will believe the more pleasing and happy explanation. if their parents told them something horrible, they would be less likely to believe it.

actually, they'll probably believe anything their parents tell them. I know I did...

[Roger]

This strip sounds a lot like the ending of some '80s sitcom, all Bob Saget teaching the girls some Important Life Lesson. Except for all the lying.

[creepy voice inside head]
OK now, Philippe, look, Téodor is not looking, so hit him in the head with your staff and fly this thing back after the couch. C'mon, do it! DO IT!
[/creepy voice inside head]

[nuero]

Stop not liking this strip, all of you

[robot_god]

And then they flew to Mickey Dee's to pick up a six piece of nuggets.

[misterqueue]

I hate this strip to hell.

Good thing I didn't pay for it or I'd be all indignant...  INDIGNANT!

[FlipConstantine]

I hate this strip to hell.

Good thing I didn't pay for it or I'd be all indignant...  INDIGNANT!

Now, be nice.  The otter can't help being retarded AND sleep deprived AND suffering from Coucho-Antromorpho-titis.

[misterqueue]

Now, be nice.  The otter can't help being retarded AND sleep deprived AND suffering from Coucho-Antromorpho-titis.

Whatever...  tomorrow it'll be all dancing with cake all the time and then the strip will become a strip about a baby.  (Possibly Baby Blues or Rose is Rose)

That fuck*ng cake.


godDAMMIT.

[jough]

Yeah, this one sucked, but at least it means that this storyline is pretty much over.

Or is it...?

[MrCB]

Or is it...?

Oh no, no, no, no! Don't you fuck*ng dare tempt the fates like that - we'll have another three weeks of Phillippe dreaming about banging the couch or some shit. I want back to the normal story lines, you know - where Ray gets amd drunk and lyle flips off Mr Bear, the real Achewood.

[antioch]

fin.
Also, let me tell you a little something about how a couch thinks and how it plans its life.