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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2006, 08:08:41 pm »
Vlad would pick the best name.

it would be so romantic, and suave
and they would misunderstand what he was saying, because of the accent.



LN will steal Molly, and Roast Beef will "Cap" him and then dump Molly.
this will be when Roast Beef shows his balls.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2006, 06:58:54 am »
Who called it?  Everyone called it!

Huuuuugs!

My favorite:

2. The Butter Place! (Philippe)
I cannot use this.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2006, 12:35:38 pm »
The butter place!

But really, he should use The Dude and Catastrophe. It's genius.  And it is what pubs often cause, right?
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2006, 01:10:21 pm »
hm..
I think only ray's is not really dactylic.

But, wouldn't you want a dactyl for a pub name?

Damn. I am already missing Latin class. this is lame.
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« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2006, 01:26:04 pm »
So: how stoned was Ray when he made his suggestion?

I would name a pub "The Dude and Catastrophe," and if I saw a pub named The D&C, I would visit. What would the shingle be? Roast Beef totally freaking out as his computer explodes?

Another nominee for the winner: Lyle's suggestion, and Mr. Bear's comment about taking his pornography too early and too often.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2006, 01:27:44 pm »
Lyle took his porn just like his women.
and whiskey.

damn I want to see his childhood.
I imagine that it was perfect. he was a child genius, straight a's in school, etc.
then he started with the porn and whiskey.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2006, 01:38:58 pm »
The dude and catastrophe is so good that if I had the money, I would purchase rights to the name and start my own pub with this very name; even if I was the only one in there.

Actually, come to think of it, ESPECIALLY if I was the only one in there.  Then people would say, "Where's the catastrophe?" when they came in, and I would look back at them; responding in a horrified whisper, "ALL AROUND ME!"

The idea of a cow's udder violating a buttock isn't as horrifying to me as it should be.. while not a happy idea at 8:30am per se I am still left to wonder if I've been livin' the Lyle a bit too long because of this fact.

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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2006, 04:20:44 pm »
Mr Bear's got one of the best blog entries ever. I'm dying here at work; a tit violating an arse is so... *unnecessarily* filthy and convoluted (think of the logistics involved!); Phillipe's trademark exclamation mark... actually all the blogs are plain killing lately, even LN's, which I never cared for.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2006, 04:22:56 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on May 16, 2006, 04:20:44 pm
Mr Bear's got one of the best blog entries ever. I'm dying here at work; a tit violating an arse is so... *unnecessarily* filthy and convoluted (think of the logistics involved!); Phillipe's trademark exclamation mark... actually all the blogs are plain killing lately, even LN's, which I never cared for.

Not so convoluted as you may think. I always thought lady cows had lots of little willies when I was a young'un.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2006, 04:24:55 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on May 16, 2006, 01:26:04 pm
What would the shingle be? Roast Beef totally freaking out as his computer explodes?


Yes please!
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2006, 04:29:22 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on May 16, 2006, 01:26:04 pm
I would name a pub "The Dude and Catastrophe," and if I saw a pub named The D&C, I would visit. What would the shingle be? Roast Beef totally freaking out as his computer explodes?

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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2006, 05:30:03 pm »


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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2006, 08:54:36 pm »
Quote from: Mite on May 11, 2006, 03:24:40 pm
I shouldn't have a problem, since I use Bloglines, but for some reason it always truncates LN's posts, so I have to read them on the blog. For the longest time I thought he just trailed off mid-sentence in nearly every post.

this is a common problem with blogger feeds, but LN's is the worst of them all, for some reason.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2006, 10:10:47 pm »
hm.

it took me way too long to realize that a cow's tit is an udder.

so I was imagining a human-style breast trying to enter an ass.

and I was confused.
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Re: May Blogs - A Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2006, 10:19:13 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 16, 2006, 10:10:47 pm
hm.

it took me way too long to realize that a cow's tit is an udder.

so I was imagining a human-style breast trying to enter an ass.

and I was confused.

It's actually quite nice once it's in. Or so I've read.
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