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[wombat]

I birdied a Par 3 once.  Once.

I like how almost any sentence about golf is less comprehensible to me than, say, #####*****'s chat room contributions. I am deeply committed to never learning anything about golf that would ruin this effect.

Carry on.

[CortJstr]

I like how almost any sentence about golf is less comprehensible to me than, say, ******#####'s chat room contributions. I am deeply committed to never learning anything about golf that would ruin this effect.

Carry on.

This is true of all sports (as well as "sports"). You should watch MXC where the announcers just make up terms like these on the fly but act as if everybody knows what they mean.

[AugustWest]

I heard that during thunderstorms, Lee Trevino would hold a 1-iron up in the air, because even God can't hit a 1-iron.

[Drygioni]

I heard that during thunderstorms, Lee Trevino would hold a 1-iron up in the air, because even God can't hit a 1-iron.

Oh thanks! Now I just sprayed milk all over my keyboard. (Fuck you dirty dudes, I was simply straight-up drinking a glass of milk)

I play pitch and putt quite often. I can birdie most holes, but if I get stuck in sand you better bring a Vonnegut-sized book with you.

[smick]

I play pitch and putt quite often.

Are there windmills and open-mouthed clowns involved in that?

[Drygioni]

Are there windmills and open-mouthed clowns involved in that?

Cheeky bugger, it is Real Golf. It's just on a smaller scale. (Hit ball fairly far to green (pitch), then just taaap it in. (putt).)

Just taaap it in. Tap-tap-taparoo.

[AlohaDawg]

I played a pitch and putt in Myrtle Beach once. It's like a par two where what you need is a wedge and a putter.

[smick]

Haha, I wasn't being *too* cheeky.   I hadn't heard of "Pitch and Putt" before.  Thought it might be a chain of Mini-golf.

[AlohaDawg]

I thought I was being taken to a batting cages/minigolf place with a name like "Pitch and Putt"

[CortJstr]

I thought I was being taken to a batting cages/minigolf place with a name like "Pitch and Putt"

I was picturing one of those places in the suburbs that's a driving range for dad and minigolf for the kids.

[smick]

We have nothing like that here.  I would love something like that.   

That would be something that I would love.

[AugustWest]

I thought Pitch and Putt was what we called Par 3 golf here.