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Author Topic: Happy Birthday Asherdan!  (Read 12484 times)

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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2006, 09:30:47 pm »

oh, dang.

like none of my friends got in there. it was really upsetting.

It kind of made me glad that I didn't keep my application in long enough to find out my result (since I got into Wash U early decision, and had to withdraw from everywhere else)

the only regret I have about that is its location in the northwest (ie: proximity of all of my friends), and the Thai restaurant in ithaca, which I worship. I'm sure I've mentioned it here before.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2006, 09:54:38 pm »

Cornell is stupid.  Wasn't I saying this all along?
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2006, 10:39:39 pm »

It is indeed small. The big university I did my undergrad at, there was this notorious professor who kept telling us all that we should go into bioinformatics, as molecular biology is supposedly going to be passe. Then I do, and I go to this smaller university. It turns out my supervisor and this professor were drinking buddies when they did their Phds.

Also my two best friends from the smaller university are both doing or about to be doing postdocs at Cornell, possibly in the same lab. Although yeah, Ithaca is so small that I blinked when we were driving there and we almost missed it.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2006, 01:11:26 am »

So when you have your tubes tied can you still give your special lady a facial?  How does that work?

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2006, 01:52:36 am »

So when you have your tubes tied can you still give your special lady a facial?  How does that work?

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The euphemism "shootin' blanks" is especially apt.  You're still firing, but it ain't gonna hurt nobody.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2006, 03:15:39 am »

Paul-- I'm glad that you're checkin' out the options, making sure you can still satisfy your lady in the special way that she likes.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2006, 07:31:16 am »

Paul-- I'm glad that you're checkin' out the options, making sure you can still satisfy your lady in the special way that she likes.

I aim to please.  I'm so very sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #67 on: May 22, 2006, 02:34:05 pm »

So when you have your tubes tied can you still give your special lady a facial?  How does that work?

~Paul

You sure can, but you have to purchase some extra equipment.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #68 on: May 22, 2006, 06:11:48 pm »

So when you have your tubes tied can you still give your special lady a facial?  How does that work?

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As long as your prostate is still working. You can also give her a pedicure and a backrub if you want.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2006, 02:55:35 pm »

Let's schedule ours on the same day and be no-seed bro's TO THE MAXX.

July 21.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #70 on: May 28, 2006, 05:05:57 pm »

I believe the bozack swells into an angry little plum.  If perchance you get close enough to the swollen bozack, you can actually hear the cries of agony and confusion.

Oh Bozack, where are you?!  We miss you so!

Also, I have seen t-shirts that reads "Vasectomy:  All Juice No Seeds" with a lovely picture of a couple juicy oranges.  Lovely.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2006, 02:00:43 pm »

July 14th.

I promise to tell you about all the fun. Wonder if they'll let me mini-cam it for distubosity!

So?  Everything go OK?
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2006, 03:54:49 pm »

Ash!  Come on man, carlos needs too know!  Don't you dare wait until after the 21st, then come around here and tell us you chickened out and have been running around town impregnating ladies left, right and centre.  All spreading your sperm across the nation.  All getting your bone on in Morocco and Istanbul and the Dominican Republic.  That would be wrong.  To trick a man into getting a vasectomy.  That would be so wrong.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2006, 06:06:06 pm »

one kid in my grade's "senior prophecy" was that he became a doctor who specialized in Vasectomies, so that he could have a better chance of spreading his seed to the ladies of the world.

that got past the censors.

a girl becoming a "professional escort" after dropping out of Harvard... got past the censors.

'julia has an unfortunate incident in a bathroom in Italy" did not make it past.

it was referring to a time when she met a creepy lady in the bathroom.

I hate inconsistent censorship. wtf.
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Re: Happy Birthday Asherdan!
« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2006, 07:52:44 pm »

And the lack of posting doesn't strike anyone as ominous? Testicularly ominous!
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