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Look what Onstad made just for me!
« on: May 16, 2006, 01:26:05 am »
I would just like to point out that this is the correct title for this thread.

Also, I'm pissed that the strip didn't update yesterday.  I wanted a birthday strip, dammit!
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 03:11:09 am »
Quote from: oball on May 16, 2006, 01:26:05 am
Also, I'm pissed that the strip didn't update yesterday.  I wanted a birthday strip, dammit!

Shit happens, dogg. I only have one birthday strip out of the whole four-and-a-half years of Achewood.
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 03:20:36 am »
Three, and I'm crossing my fingers for this year.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 03:40:01 am »
I had the best birthday strip ever in 2005.  It was even about Beef's birthday!
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 03:40:34 am »
I only have two birthday strips, but they're Pat's dick getting electrocuted and Ray proving himself a coward, both of which are righteous birthday presents.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 03:43:13 am »
I have had 4, but this is the best one.

I forgive Stad for number 3 since his babygirl was born the day before.  It is okay. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 03:54:25 am »
Quote from: nuero on May 16, 2006, 03:11:09 am
Shit happens, dogg. I only have one birthday strip out of the whole four-and-a-half years of Achewood.

Same.  Oh well, at least it's a good one.

*sigh* I wish I was drinking right now.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 04:18:59 am »
Yeah, no birthday strip for me this year either. :(

Three birthday strips for me.  This one being my favourite:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04262005

But this one was good too:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04262004
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2006, 05:21:02 am »
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2006, 09:06:43 am »
I guess I'm a big ole "End of July" shut out.
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2006, 12:38:25 pm »
Hmm, this is the only birthday strip I ever got.  It's a classic, at least.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01192004
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2006, 01:29:25 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 16, 2006, 12:38:25 pm
Hmm, this is the only birthday strip I ever got.  It's a classic, at least.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01192004

Nooooo

Oh, that's comedy gold. Thank you for reminding me that it exists.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2006, 06:27:53 pm »
Onstad loves me, that's why he always delivers the comedy gold on my birthday.

2002

2003

2004

2005

My birthday was on a Saturday this year so he made sure to deliver a Friday and a Monday in my honour.

~Paul


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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2006, 07:00:18 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on May 16, 2006, 06:27:53 pm
Onstad loves me, that's why he always delivers the comedy gold on my birthday.

2002

2003

2004

2005

My birthday was on a Saturday this year so he made sure to deliver a Friday and a Monday in my honour.

~Paul

Paul is obviously Onstad's favourite.

I noticed that you have a birthday strip about a birthday, too (the one from 2002).  We should start an elite club or something.
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Re: Look what Onstad made just for me!
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2006, 08:05:46 pm »
Hey Paul, welcome back!
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