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[melack]

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05182006

How would that even work? Nice to see some one-offs these days, I suppose. But man, how would that even work!

Now, which of these Nokias do you think is most likely the one Beef uses? I would wager the one on the far left.

[Drygioni]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05182006

I quite liked this one. Although it perfectly displays Roast Beef's neurotic tendencies, it does seem a bit odd of him to be so worried about a technical computery thing. Erm, like a cellphone.

I always get kind of sad when I see Roast Beef and Molly talk. They're so confrontational.

[robot_god]

Coming home to find me tea-bagging the garbage disposal.

That line is a home run.  That line is frickin' grand slam.

[KeithHernandez]

Wow, just wow.

 Two classic Beef lines, and a classic Beef thing to do.  It is just to bad he lets the press control his life, all needing newsweek to agree before he will do anything.

Edit:  The other thread title is the appropriate one.  Too bad this was posted first.

[mrchee]

What a coincidence -- I too have an enormous oncology deductible!

[theinevitable]

wait, so, is 'stad saying that Beef has cancer?
or that he goes to oncologists frequently to check whether he does?

when I saw that line, I knew it would be the title. and I was scared. scared for the discussion which was to come.

[mrdna1]

How would that even work? Nice to see some one-offs these days, I suppose. But man, how would that even work!

Now, which of these Nokias do you think is most likely the one Beef uses? I would wager the one on the far left.

I think he'd use the little blue phone ... I'm not sure if even Tracfone still supports those big old ones., whereas my mom's been using something like the blue one for like five years now.

(And painfully ... it would work very painfully.)

[jough]

Beef probably has one of those old brick phones from 1988, because dammit, they still work and he ain't need nothing fancy.

I'm not sure I get the "tea-bagging the garbage disposal" line - I mean, it's good imagery, but people that have cancer generally don't mutliate the part of their body that has it.  So.... ?

[Undertoad]

Between this and the ChatSack, it would appear Onstad has now defined most of the possible interactions between mobile phones and testicles.

[pmcd9]

I'm not sure I get the "tea-bagging the garbage disposal" line - I mean, it's good imagery, but people that have cancer generally don't mutliate the part of their body that has it.  So.... ?

I'm pretty sure that tea bagging the garbage disposal is Beef's way of saying he'll be discarding his useless testicles if he continues to carry a cell phone.

~Paul

[Carlos del Vaca]

The very thought of tea-bagging the garbage disposal gives me the jibblies.  Nonetheless, the thread title is more or less correct.

[Doc]

I was going to say I'm disappointed Beef is so easily swayed by popular media, he seems more like the type of guy to be canvassing medical journals to determine what the consensus is from professionals in the field.
But now I'm just distracted by trying to work out how the teabagging thing would even work. I mean unless he is hung like a damn sack of potatoes you'd need to be doing some serious crouching to get the ol' 'bag down the hole far enough to reach the spinning blades of eunichhood.

[Jeepers]

This is the Achewood that got me addicted. It has been away for far too long. The classic Beef one liners, the absolute adherence to the specific and unique voice of each character.

A+++++ FANTASTIC ACHEWOODER.

[Hobot]

Excellent Beef dialogue ruined by the presence of Molly.  I love the use of "action" as a generic noun, though.

[dejavroom]

"peter cancer", people; "peter cancer".