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Author Topic: Happy Birthday TheInevitable  (Read 6038 times)

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Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« on: May 21, 2006, 07:32:15 pm »
Today, you are a man.  Hope today is a fantastic day and you get your mack on many times.  You are rad.  You also remind me of this guy I know a whole lot.  Like, really it's creepy.  That's not relevant, but you know.  Interesting.


Happy Birfday dude.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2006, 07:55:54 pm »
Did I miss something? Do you live in Australia or something, 'cause it's not even his birthday where I live.  Now everything is ruined!

Happy Birthday, Inevitable. When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2006, 07:56:19 pm »
Hi.  You are now able to legally Buy Porn, Smoke, Vote, and Die in a War; but you cannot legally drink.  How fucked up is that?

Er.. anyway, it's man time and you got to come real.

I dunno... anyway celebrate this day like you should.. by getting blown to bits in a war torn voting booth with an unfiltered Camel in one hand and a copy of Oui in the other.  This is clearly the only way!

No really, just have some cake; it's pretty good.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2006, 08:14:23 pm »
Hey, happy birthday and if you go to Quebec you can drink legally.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2006, 08:18:08 pm »
Q forgot another legal milestone: We now don't have to hush up in front of theinevitable in the chat room when the discussion turns naughty.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2006, 08:21:43 pm »
Quote from: wombat on May 21, 2006, 08:18:08 pm
Q forgot another legal milestone: We now don't have to hush up in front of theinevitable in the chat room when the discussion turns naughty.

LET THE ORGIES BEGIN!
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2006, 08:23:28 pm »
Happy Birthday, dude. Good luck hitting the casinos, or snorting coke off a hooker's ass, or whatever it is guys do when they turn 18 these days.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2006, 09:07:54 pm »
Happy Birthday, theinevitable!  Now is a good time to start thinking about how much closer you are to death. 

But seriously, have a good one, and don't let the Man (or morbid thoughts that are all my fault) get you down.  You are a delightful fellow.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2006, 09:10:12 pm »
Happy birthday, Theinevitable! Party down with Vlad and celebrate another day's not dying.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2006, 09:42:13 pm »
Man, Hobot is just intent on bringing you DOWN, dude.

Happy Birthday.  Welcome to adulthood.

I hope you can get your freak-on with some hot mama who is old enough to teach you a thing or two.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2006, 10:51:19 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on May 21, 2006, 07:56:19 pm
Hi.  You are now able to legally Buy Porn, Smoke, Vote, and Die in a War; but you cannot legally drink.  How fucked up is that?

I'm interested in why you capitalized all of those except drinking.

Also, you have to be 21 to gamble, not 18.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2006, 12:33:51 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on May 21, 2006, 10:51:19 pm
I'm interested in why you capitalized all of those except drinking.

Also, you have to be 21 to gamble, not 18.

Not for Lotto and the like (at least in this state)

I didn't capitalize drinking because clearly I don't think much of it as I am big in the Temperance movement as you may well remember.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2006, 02:23:41 am »
Happy Birthday!

You can't buy tobacco products in Utah for another year.  But that's OK, because smoking kills.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2006, 03:11:08 am »
Happy Birthday!

Ah, I remember turning 18.  I went bar crawling with my friends and had to go to my calculus lecture the next day still drunk.

Have fun, theinevitable.
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Re: Happy Birthday TheInevitable
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2006, 03:33:17 am »
Happy Birthday, dude. 

You know, I actually have no recollection of my 18th birthday.
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