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Author Topic: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ******.  (Read 6199 times)

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24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ******.
« on: May 24, 2006, 03:42:32 am »
Hm.

Wouldn't the longer length of Ray's false-dong create a lever effect, reducing the number of ounces necessary For His Pleasure(tm)?


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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2006, 03:48:24 am »
Oh boy, I don't know what's up with the new update schedule, but I'm liking it.  These last few strips have been freaking hilarious.  There's some great panel moments here.  Panel three is the most excellent "Come join us" look ever, and Naked Teodor is always amusing.

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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2006, 03:48:28 am »
God bless the dopey grins in panel three.

Their dopey pleasure is only reflected in me.  Looking at them, I feel as they do.   I join them in the world dream of cantilever c*ck effigy.

I will not go to work tomorrow. 
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2006, 03:50:45 am »
Quote from: smick on May 24, 2006, 03:48:28 am
God bless the dopey grins in panel three.

Their dopey pleasure is only reflected in me.  Looking at them, I feel as they do.   I join them in the world dream of cantilever c*ck effigy.

I will not go to work tomorrow. 
Dopey? Smiling Beef is fuck*ng creepy.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2006, 03:53:34 am »
I also like the little detail that, even though T is a little pudgy, he is still an "18 inch waist" because he is an alive stuffed animal, not a pudgy guy.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2006, 04:07:10 am »
What history does not record is that the Buddha had a two-foot bamboo pole attached to his waist with a sack of rice at the end.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ******.
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2006, 04:23:28 am »
"an incorrect life I no longer maintain"

So correct. So correct.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ******.
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 04:32:03 am »
Man, this one is great.  I laughed out loud.

And the correct thread title is either:

I have no wants!

OR

If I had plans, they were made by an incorrect life I no longer maintain.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 04:49:11 am »
Incorrect life is indeed the thread title.

Panel three smiles are the creepiest thing ever. I love them.
It is clear now that Beef was not removing Ray's water as some sort of reaction to what he said but rather because this is science and he had to experiment.

It is worth noting that in a lesser comic strip (or god help us situational comedy) the whole joke would have been 'Tedore thinks Ray and Beef are being creepily gay, this misunderstanding causes wacky antics to ensue.' The joke is so clearly semaphored ahead by teodore's expression that Onstad realises the telling of this joke is unnecessary. Thus we assume it told and head onto the next bit: 2.5 ounces of Zen.

Additional: I can't wait to see mr. Bear in one of these. Somebody's not going to be afraid of the police.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 04:55:21 am »
damn. you are right.

I just re-read the strip to find a title, and immediately latched onto that line.

I suppose this is the teenage decision making capability at it's finest.

dude, it was punishment. Science would have most likely been putting in more.

he removed his water as punishment.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 05:14:57 am »
Quote from: Doc on May 24, 2006, 04:49:11 am
Additional: I can't wait to see mr. Bear in one of these. Somebody's not going to be afraid of the police.

This is a possibility I had not considered.  It is like little avenues of possible hilarity are opening up before me!  I have changed the dong-water of life.


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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2006, 05:19:11 am »
dude I am reading that book right now. I love it so much. and I had forgotten this fact.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ******.
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2006, 05:49:25 am »
What clicks for me is how batshit Teodor goes when he realizes his dong potential.  And the last panel.  Agreed.

I have just returned here after a hiatus.  It feels like slipping into a well worn pair of loafers.


Also, hell yes, dune, motherfuckers
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2006, 06:33:55 am »
I laughed out loud for the fourth strip in a row, so it's definitely good. Especially this year which hasn't been very funny at all.

I was missing it.

Jumping on the "Dune rules" bandwagon.
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Re: 24 may 2006- We've made a discovery. A breakthrough. Please, remove your ***
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2006, 07:10:09 am »
From now on, every time I change my mind on something, my excuse will be that my prior state of mind was made by an incorrect life that I no longer maintain. This will be funny at first. In fact, it will be very funny. But after a while it will lead me to question the corectness of life, or whether man can truly deign one's life incorrect and cast it aside. At this point I will feel sad from thinking too hard.
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