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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2006, 02:33:45 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 24, 2006, 09:46:38 pm
Not really my point, Auggie Doggie.

But I'll be glad to kneel to you as the Holy Roman Emperor of Bums.

Cool!  Hey, I gotta take adulation where I can find it.
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2006, 05:08:40 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on May 24, 2006, 10:36:26 pm
does 'rimshot' mean something else in the UK?

Let's just say I don't think you're talking about basketball.

Once I went to see a pirate/Canadian/folk band (they are awesome fuck*ng great) and the big deeped voice lead singer said 'now this song is called Backyard Sailor. Over in Canada, Backyard means something different than it does in England...'

The whole audience froze as we imagined what we thought it meant. They were going to sing a song about ass sailors!

Turns out, he actually meant backyard as in back garden. Crazy, eh?

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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2006, 05:28:14 pm »
Judy, do you know I'm Canadian?  Would you like me to proliferate the term "backyard" among the gay community here?  Something tells me it will spread like wildfire... or herpies.
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2006, 05:36:57 pm »
Quote from: side_show on May 25, 2006, 05:28:14 pm
Judy, do you know I'm Canadian?  Would you like me to proliferate the term "backyard" among the gay community here?  Something tells me it will spread like wildfire... or herpies.

Yes please! Make sure 'Backyard Sailor' specifically.

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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2006, 06:50:48 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on May 25, 2006, 05:08:40 pm
Let's just say I don't think you're talking about basketball.

Once I went to see a pirate/Canadian/folk band (they are awesome fuck*ng great) and the big deeped voice lead singer said 'now this song is called Backyard Sailor. Over in Canada, Backyard means something different than it does in England...'

The whole audience froze as we imagined what we thought it meant. They were going to sing a song about ass sailors!

Turns out, he actually meant backyard as in back garden. Crazy, eh?



It's what Doc said. You guys don't have the drum shot for a bad joke?
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2006, 07:45:17 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on May 25, 2006, 05:08:40 pm
Once I went to see a pirate/Canadian/folk band (they are awesome fuck*ng great) and the big deeped voice lead singer said 'now this song is called Backyard Sailor. Over in Canada, Backyard means something different than it does in England...'

The whole audience froze as we imagined what we thought it meant. They were going to sing a song about ass sailors!

Turns out, he actually meant backyard as in back garden. Crazy, eh?

This expression makes no sense.  You see, when you go through the backdoor you're headed in, not out, so you're in the kitchen where it's hot and not the backyard.

~Paul
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2006, 08:06:53 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on May 25, 2006, 06:50:48 pm
It's what Doc said. You guys don't have the drum shot for a bad joke?

Problems solved! Wikipedia article on rimshot:
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The term is erroneously used to refer to the sting played by the drummer in cabaret shows to accentuate the punchline of a joke. As a result, a particularly obvious laugh line is sometimes called a rimshot.

We call it a sting. Language strikes again.
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2006, 08:15:37 pm »
Don't let this become a board about teaching Judy the English Language.

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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2006, 09:33:21 pm »
Thank you TOUAMB.

I've always wondered if there was a name for that kind of drum fill/roll. And now I know.
The Wikipedia entry led me to this page, from which I was able to extract the .swf file of the Punchline-O-Matic. And now it's sitting on my desktop, waiting to be triggered everytime someone at the office enunciates a bad joke. Or pretty much says anything out loud.
Amusement will certainly ensue.

EDIT: I forgot what this thread was originally about. Happy birthday, Ego Sum Noah. Congratulations for being less annoying than the other Noah in this board.
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2006, 10:30:34 pm »
Backyard Sailor is an unnecessarily quaint replacement for a term we already have:

"Butt Pirate."
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2006, 12:55:14 am »
Man, hell of you guys are confusing rimshot (snare, snare, splash, by the way) for rimjob.

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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2006, 08:15:33 am »
AD: They are totally different, the backyard sailor is a fun loving gentleman. I lover of fine culture and coconut rum drinks. The butt pirate wears arseless chaps. Also a parrot.
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2006, 10:10:08 am »
Quote from: Doc on May 26, 2006, 08:15:33 am
AD: They are totally different, the backyard sailor is a fun loving gentleman. I lover of fine culture and coconut rum drinks. The butt pirate wears arseless chaps. Also a parrot.

Also do not ask to see his Cutlass.  I am just sayin'.
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2006, 01:05:05 pm »
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Re: Ego Sum Noah it's your Birthday!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2006, 01:38:14 pm »
He's not cupping her breast, she is cupping her own breast.  However, you don't have to be gay to get away with that.

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