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Wow. Just wow.
« on: May 30, 2006, 10:00:06 pm »
Women were much more flexible in the 40s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1CITKXovAY
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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 10:11:28 pm »
Watching that, my mind just couldn't quite grasp what it was seeing. 
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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 10:17:43 pm »
Nah.  Nowadays they just have to be Chinese.

Or even better, in Cirque Du Soleil

I kid, I kid.  I have videos disproving my own hypothesis, but I don't think youtube allows you to upload those kind of videos.

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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 11:20:25 pm »
man... that melody was killing my ears.
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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2006, 02:32:06 am »
Even though those women are all old enough to be my grandmother, that is one of the hottest things I've seen lately.

It's not just that they can contort - but look at how strong they are.  The girl who pulled herself back up after laying down on the tractor(?) was just incredible.

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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2006, 02:47:03 am »
Quote from: jough on May 31, 2006, 02:32:06 am
It's not just that they can contort - but look at how strong they are.  The girl who pulled herself back up after laying down on the tractor(?) was just incredible.



Exactly.  That and the eating the apple off the hayloft thing were pretty mind-bending.
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 12:50:17 pm »
And they can do that stuff without looking like soviet bloc gymnasts. All no boobs and crazy thighs.
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 03:23:42 pm »
Quote from: Mite on May 31, 2006, 12:50:17 pm
And they can do that stuff without looking like soviet bloc gymnasts. All no boobs and crazy thighs.

Totally, my special ladyfriend was asking that question.   How can they lift themselves like that and not be all muscle?

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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2006, 03:25:46 pm »
I watched that thing 5 times.  I want me some solid potato salad.  I wonder if those fine ladies are still alive...

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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2006, 07:04:35 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 30, 2006, 10:00:06 pm
Women were much more flexible in the 40s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1CITKXovAY

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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2006, 07:50:16 pm »
I'm glad I downloaded it while the gettin' was good.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2006, 08:19:18 pm »
Dammit! Warner Bros. had them remove it due to copyright violations. Suck! I never got to see it.
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Re: Wow. Just wow.
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2006, 08:35:57 pm »
Oh man, you missed it.  It was awesome. ;)
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2006, 10:47:57 pm »
Oh, that reminds me - in this short film screen play I was writting, I had three burnt out child-star sisters in need of names, and I named them after these ladies. 
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2006, 10:52:27 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 08, 2006, 10:47:57 pm
Oh, that reminds me - in this short film screen play I was writting, I had three burnt out child-star sisters in need of names, and I named them after these ladies. 

I feel sorry for Elmira.  Not only is her name kind of unfortunate, but also it doesn't even rhyme with the other two.
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