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1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« on: June 01, 2006, 06:28:39 am »
This one has amusing bits but overall this is unpleasant.
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1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 06:31:33 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06012006

I wish Beef's zine was a "hey guys forget about tinfoil dongs tomorrow is chicken!" device, but I guess we still have a few more days/weeks of the under##### left.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 06:53:46 am »
I am expressing support of this thread, because that line was exactly the money shot of this update.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2006, 07:05:09 am »
Of course we need to change the the thread title's "are" to "aren't" to properly convey Beef's assumption that indeed rapping entirely about current events is inimitably dangerous (I think this is what doomed Mace).  Describing MGD as "VERY terrible" should be given recognition as well.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2006, 07:29:59 am »
Is 'advertainment' a word yet? If not, it just became one.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2006, 10:59:58 am »
Again with the passing off advertising as content.  I will buy it already Mr. Stad, I will, you don't need to do this man.  I love the Roasted Beef, okay?  OKAY?!


Anyway, all I have to say about this is that that is a picture of Flava Flav.  I have met him.  I had a picture taken with him.  He is very very tiny.  And hyper.  Did I mention hyper?  Well he's hyper.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2006, 11:09:28 am »
It's simultaneously both confusing and amusing to see Beef act so confident in a direct interview. Beef reserves the lack of mercy for one dude only.

I yearn for a return to the strip. Nice as it is, we don't need no fascist 'zine thing.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2006, 01:01:33 pm »
It's nice to have the illustration of Ray talking. Maybe if you buy enough 'zines you can make a flipbook or something.

The "magic under#####" line at the top has made me begin to wonder if the mojo of the foil-dong is strong enough that they could make Ray resists Lazarus were he wearing both at the same time.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 01:17:51 pm »
Quote from: melack on June 01, 2006, 07:29:59 am
Is 'advertainment' a word yet? If not, it just became one.

This doubles as advertainment, but I think the real motivation was that he was too busy working on the 'zine to come up with a comic. So he posted 'zine pages as both a preview and a replacement.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2006, 01:28:55 pm »
OK, is someone going to tell me what MGD is?

You all have such a touching faith that this zine is actually going to exist.  I think, sadly, this is all there is.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2006, 01:29:22 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 01, 2006, 01:28:55 pm
OK, is someone going to tell me what MGD is?

You all have such a touching faith that this zine is actually going to exist.  I think, sadly, this is all there is.

Miller Genuine Draft, which is basically, really really bad; even for beer.

I guess at least it's not "The Champagne of Beers" (Miller High Life), which is neither, properly, Champagne nor proper beer.
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2006, 01:32:07 pm »
The TriQuorn concept is rather delightful.  Also, "No, almost none" and "They wear Diesel."

Yes, Onstad, I will buy this 'zine of yours.  Well played, sir.

*Applauds slowly*
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2006, 02:48:40 pm »
One of my favorite memories of playing in bands in redneck bars was this overheard snippet... "Hey check it, they have Miller Genuine Draft on tap."  The mind still reels at that one.

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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2006, 09:31:21 pm »
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Re: 1 Jun 2006 - If they don't rap about history, are they doomed to repeat it?
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2006, 10:45:03 pm »
Couldn't resist making it...

http://raytalks.ytmnd.com/
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