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[Ben-San]

At first I was perplexed regarding the subject of Lyle's unconciousness. Surely he'd die of dehydration due to a lack of fluids and the hot summer days?

Possible explanations:
1) There is a handily placed sprinkler
2) He is Cared For by somebody else
3) Birds have taken pity on him and sicked up into his mouth
4) He's a stuffed fuck*ng animal in a fuck*ng cartoon strip fuck*ng.

5: To forestall hangover, he drank one of those big ol' jugs of water that you use on office coolers. It was full of vodka but that shit's mostly water anyway, right?

edit: Other than the obvious reasons it is a bad idea, would there be any reason not to fill one of those coolers with vodka?

[Drygioni]

5: To forestall hangover, he drank one of those big ol' jugs of water that you use on office coolers. It was full of vodka but that shit's mostly water anyway, right?

If that is his hangover-prevention method, it would explain why he looks like a swelled up little dude. Bloated, even.

[mrdna1]

Haha, poor Ray ... his ENORMOUS PARTY got wrecked by the FUN PARTY of a five-year old otter.