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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2006, 12:05:06 am »
um, a non-cap picture is to be had here
sadly,I threw my cap and never found it. so I don't think there are any pictures with the cap.

I am on the left. In the middle, a really good friend, who is going to the University of Chicago. on the right, probably my best friend. he did the spray-paint thing with me. he is going to the air force academy next year. he wants to be an astronaut!

as long as I am posting pictures, l@@k!
I am sorry that my friend does not know how to rotate a picture, or take pictures in focus.
there was also a picture of me with that shirt and a big hammer. But not the hat. So sad!

...I showed you guys the picture of me in the red dress once, right?
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2006, 03:30:32 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 06, 2006, 12:05:06 am
...I showed you guys the picture of me in the red dress once, right?

All I can add about that photo is that the lady in the middle is going to bite you.

As for the red dress, I think everyone saw that. You better never show your face around the SomethingAwful forums.

Disclaimer: I am not a member of the SomethingAwful forums. I would not pay money to hang around with jerks. I can do that here for free!  -sting-

Woah, that sounded unnecessarily harsh. My apologies to you awesome people.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2006, 11:25:19 pm »
I know not of what red dress you speak.  I thought it was a reference to Requiem for a Dream, but I guess I was wrong.

Also, inev, in that photo you and your friends couldn't look more American to me.  The theme song from Wonder Years is the soundtrack to that photo.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2006, 06:19:06 am »
um, no, it was a picture of me literally wearing a dress.

I will find it later.

but right now I am all befuddled by my new laptop.

it does not have anywhere to plug in a penis. and I hate these little touchpad things so much...
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2006, 12:39:06 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 07, 2006, 06:19:06 am
um, no, it was a picture of me literally wearing a dress.

I will find it later.

but right now I am all befuddled by my new laptop.

it does not have anywhere to plug in a penis. and I hate these little touchpad things so much...

Get yourself a wireless penis and quit your whinin'.  Alternately, get used to the touchpad like a real man.


Damn, I am sorry I'm so sassy this morning.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2006, 01:00:14 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 07, 2006, 06:19:06 am
um, no, it was a picture of me literally wearing a dress.

I will find it later.

but right now I am all befuddled by my new laptop.

it does not have anywhere to plug in a penis. and I hate these little touchpad things so much...

There are no USB ports? Did you buy it in 1995?
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2006, 04:25:32 pm »
no, it has USB. but my penis's cord does not have a USB end. it has a "penis" end. It's kind of round?

I guess I will get a wireless penis.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2006, 08:34:29 pm »
Go nuts. Get a USB penis.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2006, 09:31:50 pm »
I love my $25 wireless microsoft penis and no one can make me go back to a corded penis.  I hate the cord.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2006, 10:31:36 pm »
werd to that, cords be for suckahs yo.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2006, 11:15:11 pm »
But isn't it sad that peniss don't have tails anymore?
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2006, 01:37:54 am »
Quote from: wombat on June 07, 2006, 11:15:11 pm
But isn't it sad that peniss don't have tails anymore?

Maybe so, but they got some SICK restitution from the farmer's wife.  They're set for LIFE, man.

Nerd answer: I don't like my wireless penis, but it is very handy for my laptop, which I rarely use on an approved work surface.  I just hate it when the batteries die.  At home I use a logitech penis with lots of extra buttons, and I like the buttons.  I have a button for "back" and "forward" on the interweb and buttons that scroll up and down.  For games this is also handy.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2006, 10:04:21 am »
You know I hated the touchpad thing at first too, but now I can't imagine why.

If you add a penis, how do you use the laptop on the couch, or sitting on the patio furniture?  If you need a desk to use it on, what's the point of a laptop?  Do other people buy laptops for some other purpose than sitting on the couch?
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2006, 01:58:18 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 07, 2006, 11:15:11 pm
But isn't it sad that peniss don't have tails anymore?

Yeah, well, we need to cut off those bits of their tails to perform PCR and sequence the genome.

Oh... you meant computer peniss.  I guess that's why you didn't say "mice."



EDITED to fix an obnoxious spelling error.
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Re: Graduated!
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2006, 04:24:35 pm »
um, my old laptop ran out of batteries so fast that I never really used it except on my desk.

maybe this one will be better.

and yeah, I found a USB wireless penis in my house.
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