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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2006, 09:24:50 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 06, 2006, 11:15:05 pm
Oh, I was trying to expand on what you wrote, not dispute it... I didn't think you were saying families without children don't contribute, I just wanted to add on that even if you don't breed, you can still be just as important to the social fabric.  Since wombat is, you know scared, and shouldn't be, and Somebody nice is not ready for mommyhood, but feeling the heat, it's good to cheerlead for not breeding as a positive choice for those who choose it.  As for Wombat, she's good people, and zoo people too.  If the zoo comunity don't love her enough to make sure she gets daily buckets of raw giraffe and a nice safe enclosure with water and such, or whatever her needs may be upon retirement, she has the messageboard people.  I'll dabble your drooly chin wombat.  Don't you worry.

Thank you, smells. It is weird that my moms is making my biological clock tick by proxy.
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2006, 10:37:41 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 07, 2006, 06:30:08 am

instead of getting caught whackin' it, how about just ogle girls more obviously?


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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2006, 12:05:58 am »
Quote from: Ben-San on June 07, 2006, 10:37:41 pm
Make no small plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood and probably will not themselves be realized.

Daniel Burnham. Ben, are you in Chicago?
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2006, 09:04:19 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on June 08, 2006, 12:05:58 am
Daniel Burnham. Ben, are you in Chicago?

Only in the metaphorical sense that we are all, to some degree, in Chicago.

Also, looking at that post in retrospect, it looks like Slam Bradley is making that pronouncement, which pleases me.
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2006, 03:22:19 pm »
Quote from: linnea on June 07, 2006, 09:24:50 pm
Thank you, smells. It is weird that my moms is making my biological clock tick by proxy.

Moms do that. 
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2006, 03:33:29 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on June 09, 2006, 09:04:19 am
Only in the metaphorical sense that we are all, to some degree, in Chicago.

Is Chicago. Is not Chicago.

*alternatingly pointing towards self and then towards Chicago*
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2006, 03:59:48 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 09, 2006, 03:33:29 pm
Is Chicago. Is not Chicago.

*alternatingly pointing towards self and then towards Chicago*

That was the reference, Mr. Obvious. 

Do I have to start taking cans away or something?
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2006, 04:03:01 pm »
Um, what was the reference?
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2006, 04:08:44 pm »
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2006, 04:24:16 pm »
Quote from: jough on June 09, 2006, 03:59:48 pm
That was the reference, Mr. Obvious. 

Do I have to start taking cans away or something?


Look man, I did not sleep last night.  They can't all be golden alright?  ALRIGHT?!

(I did, for extra points, include HOW that song was formed, so at least credit for that.)
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2006, 01:15:40 am »
Though really, it's not too hard to figure out how a soul coughing song was conceived. As I recall, the stories all start out "So we were pretty high..."
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2006, 01:54:10 am »
Quote from: Mite on June 10, 2006, 01:15:40 am
Though really, it's not too hard to figure out how a soul coughing song was conceived. As I recall, the stories all start out "So we were pretty high..."

Well in this case it was LSD and not weed, but essentially yes.
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2006, 02:31:53 am »
I find it hard to imagine that Mr. Doughty ever restricted himself to just one drug at a time.
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2006, 05:14:58 am »
I love how occaisionally, a band will come up that everyone knows. That I have never heard of. How do I miss these bands? I read so many books about music. All Music Guide is my life. But some of these just miss me entirely.
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Re: Mom wants grandkids, plays the "early menopause" card
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2006, 07:29:36 am »
Did I accidentally make a clever reference? I have never heard the songs under discussion. Am I presumed to have referred to them?
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