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Author Topic: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006  (Read 8092 times)

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Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« on: June 09, 2006, 09:05:38 am »
I liked this one. Guess it's not just another GOF, jerks.

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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2006, 09:25:23 am »
"How long did you knead it for? A thousand minutes? A million?"

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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2006, 09:41:10 am »
There's something wrong with the layout of panel 3.
It vexes me so.
Quality strip though, especially mega-serious/angry Ray.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2006, 09:52:23 am »
I'm really surprised that Teodor would suffer such a culinary breakdown, even under stressful conditions. He is, after all, a veteran of the Risotto Wars.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2006, 10:09:10 am »
I am curious to know what Vlad's bread looked like, and also why he was wearing a leotard.

I liked this strip a-ok.  I want to go make bread right now, except it is 3 AM and my oven sets off the smoke alarm when it is opened even though it is clean.

Also: new avatar.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2006, 10:35:28 am »
Quote from: cellardoor on June 09, 2006, 09:41:10 am
There's something wrong with the layout of panel 3.
It vexes me so.
Quality strip though, especially mega-serious/angry Ray.
pat is both in front of and behind lyle
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 11:18:02 am »
"A dude who can walk into any kitchen in the world and make bread is COMPLETELY RAW"

Couldn't agree more. I wasted my life acquiring what are basically the inanest set of personal assets ever.

Also the fact that they all came dressed in what they thought would be the most appropriate apparel for their idea of what a BadAss Game would be like (Lyle didn't change, though; Lyle is ALWAYS READY)...
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 11:25:39 am »
I am quite tickled.  I will say nothing about you messageboard posters of little faith.

Poor Teodor, his complete failure is hitting him hard.  Also, according to Google Onstad is not making up 'malloreddus.'  Education.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2006, 12:04:13 pm »
Quote from: DanSC on June 09, 2006, 09:52:23 am
I'm really surprised that Teodor would suffer such a culinary breakdown, even under stressful conditions. He is, after all, a veteran of the Risotto Wars.

Look at the n00b, breaking out message board references from two years ago.  Nicely played young man.  Have some tiny cans of Dr Pepper.

Quote from: Lister on June 09, 2006, 10:09:10 am
Also: new avatar.

Since I associate you people with your avatars, you'll have to remind me who you are again.  The milkman guy, right?
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2006, 12:41:26 pm »
Quote from: DanSC on June 09, 2006, 09:52:23 am
I'm really surprised that Teodor would suffer such a culinary breakdown, even under stressful conditions. He is, after all, a veteran of the Risotto Wars.

Yeah but Teodor seems to go for overly fancy and expensive ingredients and methods. Just baking a simple loaf of white bread is now completely foreign to him. He probably blames the bleached flour which should have been organic bread flour.

In July's storyline we see Vlad join the cast of The Next Ultimate Fighter. Watch him try to punch Ken Shamrock so hard that his heart explodes.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2006, 12:49:16 pm »
Panel 3 is like looking at a god-damned Escher painting.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2006, 12:54:44 pm »
Oh Lyle, you look so very sad.

Mr. Bear at first looked as though he was dressed to be part of some barbershop quartet.  Then I realized it's just his apron over his suit.  (Hey it's early and I was up late last night.  I forgive me.)

I baked my own bread just last week.  Hell yeah I'm totally raw!
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2006, 01:29:11 pm »
Cornelius is totally from the streets.  Maybe even tha streetz.

This strip has Vlad, therefore I am appeased.
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2006, 01:43:06 pm »
Quote from: DanSC on June 09, 2006, 09:52:23 am
I'm really surprised that Teodor would suffer such a culinary breakdown, even under stressful conditions. He is, after all, a veteran of the Risotto Wars.

They didn't have any sugar to proof the yeast.  Teodor would try desperately to make it work, which is why he overkneaded.  Cornelius understood the limits of his raw materials and changed the rules to suit what he had. 

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    The other replied, "The wind is moving."
    Huineng overheard this. He said, "Not the flag, not the wind; mind is moving."
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Re: Nothing is more old-school than baking your own damn staff of life! June 9 2006
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2006, 02:03:21 pm »
They shouldn't need sugar to proof the yeast, but I think this points to Teodor's problem - without access to stone-ground wheat flour, special filtered spring water, yeast grown from an ancient traditional farmhouse strain, and pink sea salt, he's helpless.  The guy couldn't make a simple grilled cheese sandwich to save his life.  He has fallen down the slippery slope of Modern Foodieness and can't get up.  He needs an intervention in which he is kidnapped and fed frozen dinners and iceberg lettuce salads, after which he will be allowed to gradually work his way back to some kind of happy medium.
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