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Author Topic: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.  (Read 14794 times)

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14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« on: June 14, 2006, 08:45:53 am »
I liked the barber part, otherwise just a solid chuckle strip.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2006, 09:15:33 am »
I like Lyle's part.

I'm imagining Miami saying it in that same tone of voice that a loving father tells his son "Son, you're a man now, off to college - these are the best days of your life, enjoy them."
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2006, 09:31:07 am »
This is, indeed, so SO indeed, the right title.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2006, 09:57:08 am »
AGH! I gamble, I lose!

LINK, MAN!  THE LINK!

http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=06142006
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2006, 11:04:40 am »
Quote from: nuero on June 14, 2006, 09:31:07 am
This is, indeed, so SO indeed, the right title.
Of course, "tossing more salad than a seasick rabbit" is an expression I wish I had an excuse to use more often.

edit: I must say, Cornelius is a *damn* classy guy. I'm really digging this bit of character development for him.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2006, 11:36:19 am by mrdna1 »
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 11:05:03 am »
Sometimes trouble finds good men; you left your porch light on.

The old-school career prisoner speaks with semicolons. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2006, 12:06:04 pm »
Some great lines in this one.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 12:50:16 pm »
Man, what is it with salad today?

In the unlikely event that Onstad is reading the board and my post, this is exactly the comment he expected someone to make.  As an educated man and a talented man of words, he knows that repetition is something good writers avoid.  Nothing says "remedial English" like using the same word in two consecutive sentences.  Well I've got two words for him: Held Back.

Oh my goodness I am so critical today!  I am sorry about this, Chis Onsteadt; Happy Birthday, and thank you for an otherwise delightful strip.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2006, 12:51:53 pm »
Lyle doesn't even get angry, this is how much he clearly respects Miami.

Furthermore "My old man's a barber you son of a bitch!" made me chortle, which is something I don't often do.  Of COURSE Pat is going to bring up his hatred of barbers in the middle of trying to be a tough guy, because clearly it has so much to do with it.  Oh, retarded Pat, how I love to loathe thee.

also, dammit Hobot, you beat me to it.

Happy Birthday OLD MAN! 
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2006, 12:53:29 pm »
Vlad's panel has given me a mental image that I did not need: Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha rape!
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2006, 12:53:43 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 14, 2006, 12:51:53 pm
also, dammit Hobot, you beat me to it.

What, the surly criticism of Onstad's diction, or the Birthday-related pleasantries?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2006, 12:55:09 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on June 14, 2006, 12:53:43 pm
What, the surly criticism of Onstad's diction, or the Birthday-related pleasantries?

...Can't it be Both?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2006, 12:59:00 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 14, 2006, 12:55:09 pm
...Can't it be Both?

Just makin' sure I'm not the only one who twitched a little bit at the two successive mentions of salad.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 01:10:56 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on June 14, 2006, 12:59:00 pm
Just makin' sure I'm not the only one who twitched a little bit at the two successive mentions of salad.


Maybe it IS just you... maybe you secretly hate salad.  Salad Hater!

Mmm.. that's good irony.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 01:34:39 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on June 14, 2006, 12:59:00 pm
Just makin' sure I'm not the only one who twitched a little bit at the two successive mentions of salad.

Don't you mean 3 successive mentions of salad?
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