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Author Topic: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.  (Read 14789 times)

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2006, 01:35:12 pm »
Too many salads.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2006, 02:16:56 pm »
me: so, um, what does Salad Days mean other than a minor threat song?

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2006, 02:33:22 pm »
I was gonna mention those salads. By the way, what does "toss salad", as Miami tells Teódor, mean?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2006, 02:48:34 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on June 14, 2006, 02:33:22 pm
I was gonna mention those salads. By the way, what does "toss salad", as Miami tells Teódor, mean?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toss+salad
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2006, 02:48:55 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on June 14, 2006, 02:33:22 pm
I was gonna mention those salads. By the way, what does "toss salad", as Miami tells Teódor, mean?

I was going to link to Urban Dictionary since I couldn't exactly find a tactful way to say it, but uh... well.. it's like...  oh hell.

Edit:  And that's what I get for being 21 seconds too late.  Damn my hemming and hawing!

Also, the title of this page makes me giggle for this reason.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2006, 03:02:37 pm »
TOO MUCH EDUCATION.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2006, 03:06:25 pm »
Also: Two uses of the word 'salad' is bad writing.  Three uses of the word 'salad' is a recurring theme.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2006, 03:11:00 pm »
Re: Recurring theme: Thought so too, Wombat. (sowy guys, shoulda have remembered to check urban dictionary)

Add: As someone undoubtedly must have said by now, "acquisition of learning is never a painless affair". Sigh.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2006, 03:14:22 pm »
dejavroom, that's the kind of question where you get to make fun of the person who knows the answer.  "Oh, I figured you would know that, ass-licker."
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2006, 03:18:07 pm »
Quote from: jough on June 14, 2006, 03:14:22 pm
dejavroom, that's the kind of question where you get to make fun of the person who knows the answer.  "Oh, I figured you would know that, ass-licker."

Damn, Jough won't even toss his lady's salad. What a dick.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2006, 03:19:53 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on June 14, 2006, 03:18:07 pm
Damn, Jough won't even toss his lady's salad. What a dick.

Into everyone's life a little tossed salad must fall.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2006, 03:20:36 pm »
Yeah, okay copropheliac.  Just because I don't want to put my mouth where shit usually lives doesn't make me a dick.  I mean, there are so many other things that would make me a dick that this particular one is way down on the list.

Also, Cort is just downright salty today.  What gives, man?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2006, 03:23:08 pm »
Call me silly, but I laughed at "salty".
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2006, 03:29:49 pm »
Quote from: jough on June 14, 2006, 03:20:36 pm
Yeah, okay copropheliac.  Just because I don't want to put my mouth where shit usually lives doesn't make me a dick.  I mean, there are so many other things that would make me a dick that this particular one is way down on the list.

Also, Cort is just downright salty today.  What gives, man?

Today's topic involves "man-rape." I may not be the dirtiest dude in town but that topic would make anybody work a little blue.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2006, 03:54:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 14, 2006, 02:16:56 pm
me: so, um, what does Salad Days mean other than a minor threat song

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