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Author Topic: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.  (Read 14758 times)

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2006, 01:39:46 am »
I don't care if she knew the technical term - if she knew how it worked she would have known immediately what Q was referring to as the button part, though.  I am sure that any woman would.

But hey, look at that Hobot promising not to nitpick about grammar!  Not that this was a point of grammar so much as style, but let us rise up in appreciation of anyone on this board who promises not to nitpick about grammar.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2006, 01:56:56 am »
Quote from: wombat on June 15, 2006, 01:39:46 am
But hey, look at that Hobot promising not to nitpick about grammar!  Not that this was a point of grammar so much as style, but let us rise up in appreciation of anyone on this board who promises not to nitpick about grammar.

Yes, but what I am known and loved for is nitpicking grammar, so I thought I'd give you a brief respite from my indignant pedantry.  For shame for nitpicking my valiant effort, wombat; for shame.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2006, 02:12:44 am »
It's just that I live for that shimmering day in the future when people are actually nitpicking about grammar and then promise to stop nitpicking about grammar.  A girl can dream big, can't she?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2006, 02:24:48 am »
Quote from: wombat on June 15, 2006, 02:12:44 am
It's just that I live for that shimmering day in the future when people are actually nitpicking about grammar and then promise to stop nitpicking about grammar.  A girl can dream big, can't she?

That's funny coming from you.

Say womby, about your time as a linguist....


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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2006, 03:16:42 am »
Three is the rule of comedy, best explained in terms of the Holy Hand Grenade.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2006, 03:43:24 am »
Speaking of CLIT, when is Clerks 2 coming out? 
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2006, 03:58:26 am »
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2006, 04:26:54 am »
Quote from: jough on June 15, 2006, 03:43:24 am
Speaking of CLIT, when is Clerks 2 coming out?

July 21st.

And it's reeeeeeal good.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2006, 04:02:27 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on June 15, 2006, 04:26:54 am
July 21st.

And it's reeeeeeal good.

How do you know?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2006, 06:48:07 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 15, 2006, 04:02:27 pm
How do you know?

Uhm... well... I worked on it. I'm... technically working on it right now. I'm one of the director's Los Angeles office people and I'm pulling double-duty as their post-production PA right now. But I swear to God, it's not that I'm biased. If I didn't love the crap out of that movie, I'd just say nothing at all. Jeez, now I sound like a braggy-name-droppy a-hole.

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2006, 06:51:06 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on June 15, 2006, 06:48:07 pm
Uhm... well... I worked on it. I'm... technically working on it right now. I'm one of the director's Los Angeles office people and I'm pulling double-duty as their post-production PA right now. But I swear to God, it's not that I'm biased. If I didn't love the crap out of that movie, I'd just say nothing at all. Jeez, now I sound like a braggy-name-droppy a-hole.

...slinks away.

No you don't.  That's really cool.

I wasn't doubting that it was going to be good, I just wondered where you got your inside info. 
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2006, 02:54:50 am »
Quote from: jough on June 14, 2006, 02:48:34 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toss+salad

Thanks to Achewood, and to touamb, I am not left to wonder what is meant by the writing in the following document found by a prison library volunteer worker:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jumble/92798393/in/set-72057594055928630/

Instead, I know exactly what it means, to the point that I have a nigh-indelible mental image associated with it. Er, th-thank you, Achewood and touamb.
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