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Google Shakespeare
« on: June 15, 2006, 02:06:06 pm »
Just when they're ramping up their Evil, Google goes and does a thing:

http://google.com/shakespeare

Pretty nice way to search various editions of Shakespeare's texts.  I wouldn't have thought that literature sites was a market that Google felt needed to be crushed, but there you go.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2006, 02:44:17 pm »
I approve of this, if only for the reason that it gives me another chance to use the phrase "making the beast with two backs". 
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2006, 05:01:25 pm »
q... that is such an ugly phrase. I do not understand why it ever has to be used.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2006, 05:12:10 pm »
Because it is such a deliciously ugly phrase.

In fact, I may have to start using it in real life all the time.


Cause.. you know... I'm clearly not creepy enough in real life anyway, er.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2006, 05:52:50 pm »
Q, you are allowed to use it for now, but once I get to St Louis, I expect it to stop. I will not be within 50 miles of someone using that phrase.

also: have you seen the Chihuly exhibit? I heard it is pretty awesome from a girl.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2006, 05:57:32 pm »
Man I don't even think they'd let me into a place where it said "exhibit" on the front.


But seriously, I am not into glass so much, so um, no I haven't.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2006, 06:02:25 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 15, 2006, 05:52:50 pm
also: have you seen the Chihuly exhibit? I heard it is pretty awesome from a girl.

My Mother-in-Law said it was awesome.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2006, 06:28:45 pm »
I think it was Chihuly a few years ago in Chicago - he installed dozens of his pieces in and among the plantings of a large park conservatory. It got great reviews and people said it was pretty dramatic.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2006, 06:56:48 pm »
"Hey baby, want to come up to my place and make the beast with two backs?"

Hmm. Nah, it isn't going to work.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2006, 07:39:34 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 15, 2006, 06:56:48 pm
"Hey baby, want to come up to my place and make the beast with two backs?"

Hmm. Nah, it isn't going to work.

Nice shoes...
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2006, 08:43:28 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 15, 2006, 05:52:50 pm
Q, you are allowed to use it for now, but once I get to St Louis, I expect it to stop. I will not be within 50 miles of someone using that phrase.

also: have you seen the Chihuly exhibit? I heard it is pretty awesome from a girl.

Well now I have.  There's pictures on flickr.  I didn't go for that reason, he just happened to be overrunning the gardens with his retarded glass.

There was one bit that was pretty neat but mostly I was annoyed that it was busy on a Thursday when it's usually dead during the week and so many slow old people there to see glass that looks like sperm.  I mean really.. it didn't blow me away.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2006, 09:13:35 pm »
Dunno about the glass, but that's a lot of nice reptile pictures.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2006, 09:31:13 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 29, 2006, 09:13:35 pm
Dunno about the glass, but that's a lot of nice reptile pictures.

There would have been a lot more if I hadn't run out of memory cards.

No Elephants cause fuck Elephants though.


Also waterbats.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2006, 09:47:47 pm »
waterbats?
like... aquabats?

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2006, 10:01:28 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 29, 2006, 09:47:47 pm
waterbats?
like... aquabats?

*skanks too hard and falls over*

No.. not at all like aquabats... no.
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