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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2006, 01:35:15 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 30, 2006, 01:26:34 pm
Seconded. My parents get all up in my face when they hear groaning emanating from my room.

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2006, 02:35:05 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 30, 2006, 01:26:34 pm
My parents get all up in my face when they hear groaning emanating from my room.

Your parents are a kinky lot. Kinky.
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The absurdity is veiled by the poetic charm with which the poet invests it.

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2006, 09:55:45 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on June 15, 2006, 06:28:45 pm
I think it was Chihuly a few years ago in Chicago - he installed dozens of his pieces in and among the plantings of a large park conservatory. It got great reviews and people said it was pretty dramatic.

Getting this thread back on-topi...er, on-first-tangent: when I win the Super Lotto this weekend, I'm going to have Dale Chihuly build me a pool.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2006, 10:17:18 pm »
Quote from: Limmo on June 30, 2006, 09:55:45 pm
Getting this thread back on-topi...er, on-first-tangent: when I win the Super Lotto this weekend, I'm going to have Dale Chihuly build me a pool.

Man, that is not a pool into which you want to drunkenly fling yourself.






EDITED to correct a prepositional error I had debated before posting, but which theinevitable pointed out for all to see.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2006, 02:40:54 pm by Hobot »
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2006, 04:50:23 am »
into which, whore!

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or "that is not a pool which you want to drunkenly fling yourself into."
because you get to show off the knowledge that it is technically acceptable to end a sentence with a preposition.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2006, 05:00:58 am »
Damn, Dan is getting his pimp-on.  You tell her, inevitable.  But dude, you call Hobot a whore again and I'll have to smack you into unconsciousness with my dick.

I'm just saying.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2006, 05:07:27 am »
ok, whore was not right. that sounds mean for real. what is an acceptable word-for-a-woman which no one will think I am serious about?
bitch?
slut?
that one that I really enjoy saying but people get mad at me, and it starts with a C?
ho?
hobot?
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2006, 05:10:32 am »
Yeah, let's just call the ladies by their names or nicks.

Thanks.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2006, 05:12:08 am »
dang. that ruins everything. I think I'll go back to my semi-habit of making up a new nickname for hobot every time.
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into which, hobojules!

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2006, 05:38:02 am »
theinev gets all cocky!

jough stands up for his stable of hoes!

I continue to dislike Shakespeare!

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2006, 05:42:59 am »
I love how any time I say anything which isn't "oh golly gee I'm sorry" you guys all comment "wow, inev's really grown a pair!" and "wow, calm down! you're getting all cocky!"

...it's almost like my non-TouAMB friends, who laugh hysterically whenever I try to be mean or angry.

except this one time when I made a girl cry.

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2006, 05:55:15 am »
I think it is because of your avatar.  No one expects a duckling and kitten to call someone a whore. 

Kitten: Meow, meow... I'll fuck you up, bitch!

Duck: Quack, quack... I'll cut you, whore!

etc.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2006, 06:14:24 am »
oh.

then it's working.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2006, 02:42:11 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 01, 2006, 04:50:23 am
or "that is not a pool which you want to drunkenly fling yourself into."
because you get to show off the knowledge that it is technically acceptable to end a sentence with a preposition.

NEVER!
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You had me at "I dig both ladies and fellows."

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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2006, 06:24:40 pm »
It is a pool into which the drunken flinging of oneself is unwanted.
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