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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2006, 07:02:56 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 16, 2006, 06:55:23 pm
I must prevent this!

Hence I must destroy theinevitable!

theinevitable, more or less by definition, cannot be prevented. Only prepared for.
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2006, 07:26:10 pm »
man. I should have seen this coming. It was like...
in...
un...
I forget the word. You know, like, when something can't be stopped?
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2006, 07:32:00 pm »
Quote from: Ben-San on June 16, 2006, 07:02:56 pm
theinevitable, more or less by definition, cannot be prevented. Only prepared for.

Yes!  I must prepair for the inevitable.  I must go out and buy gallons of purified water, and packets of dehydrated foodstuffs.  I must build an underground shelter that has it's own air filtration system, that is nuke proof, sound proof and flood proof!  I'll need blankets!  And a genorator!  And lots and lots and lots of pornography!

That, my friends, is how you prepair for theinevitable!
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2006, 10:06:04 pm »
Prepare?
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2006, 10:52:50 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 16, 2006, 07:32:00 pm
Yes!  I must prepair for the inevitable.  I must go out and buy gallons of purified water, and packets of dehydrated foodstuffs.  I must build an underground shelter that has it's own air filtration system, that is nuke proof, sound proof and flood proof!  I'll need blankets!  And a genorator!  And lots and lots and lots of pornography!

That, my friends, is how you prepair for theinevitable!

No, that sounds like a party.


Now if only you had some rope... and knives.

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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2006, 11:33:39 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 16, 2006, 10:52:50 pm
Now if only you had some rope... and knives.

I thought that was just how you prepared for meeting Hobot.


And though I haven't been around quite long enough to be sure I remember from my lurking days the 'Onstad must be busy drinking and beating his wife' line was a pretty standard response whenever 'strip returns Xday' loomed.
Mainly by Jough I think.
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2006, 02:16:18 pm »
Quote from: Doc on June 18, 2006, 11:33:39 am
I thought that was just how you prepared for meeting Hobot.

Oh no no.... for her I have something....  special in mind.


I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH!
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2006, 02:21:20 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 18, 2006, 02:16:18 pm
Oh no no.... for her I have something....  special in mind.


I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH!

An ice bath, starched white dress, and saddle shoes.  Maybe some rouge and ruffly socks.  Hair in two pigtail braids.
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2006, 02:22:16 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on June 18, 2006, 02:21:20 pm
An ice bath, starched white dress, and saddle shoes.  Maybe some rouge and ruffly socks.  Hair in two pigtail braids.

...like a beautiful porcelain doll.  Now lie still.
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2006, 05:15:42 pm »
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

And yeah, the old "Onstad is too busy drinking and beating his wife to do a strip today" thing was pretty standard for a while here, although I did not originate the theory.

However, now I believe the de facto notice is "Onstad is too busy playing with his baby daughter to draw a strip today" which is probably more accurate, and certainly more excuseable.  If I was a stay-at-home dad and had a cute baby daughter I wouldn't be wasting my time with you foo's either.
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Re: ohno#####.com
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2006, 05:23:25 pm »
If I was a stay-at-home dad, my life would be consumed with two tasks:

"let's surprise mommy! say "mommy!" say "mommy!""
and:
"let's make mommy jealous that I am here all day and she isn't. Say "dad-dy!" Say "dad-dy"!"
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Social pressures exist
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You're gonna do it all for the grind
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