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what's it like bein' you?
« on: July 04, 2006, 03:34:19 am »
It is awesome being me, except with not as much king crab and starting IVs as you would think.

Anyway, this thread was inspired by this strip. I <3 webcomics.

Dammit, Lennybruce just stuck his paw in my drink to try and giraffe out an ice cube. :(
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2006, 11:34:52 am »
Frightening, shameful and sticky.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2006, 12:15:14 pm »
Scary and/or Amusing, depending on your point of view.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2006, 02:28:45 pm »
It's okay sometimes.  I'm working on being able to say "It's Frik-k-k-ken AWESOME being me!"
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2006, 04:08:44 pm »
Probably easier for other people...

I forgot all about overcompensating...
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2006, 05:33:44 pm »
Mostly magical, occasionally sad.  I sit on the couch a lot more than other people know I do.  And when I do, I wonder how much other people sit on the couch, and where my amount of couch time is on the continuum of couch time.  Then usually there is a cat that wants to be petted, so I stop worrying about it.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2006, 05:58:09 pm »
Kind of exhausting. I'm tired of being the main character of an interesting story with a lot of plot twists.  I would like to settle down and be in a rut for a little while.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 05:42:52 pm »
It's pretty freakin' good.  I like to do so many things I don't have time to do them all.  I'm tired, though.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 05:44:15 pm »
I have Audacity and 4127 songs to screw around with.

It is awesome being me.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2006, 05:51:57 pm »
I have a guitar that I can't play worth hell, a girl who is in Italy for all of July, a job that pays well, and a pile of books to read.
and 8708 unplayed tracks on my iTunes (largely because I just got a new PC, so it reset the play counts).

I am basically set.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 06:33:54 pm »
I get paid to stare at things.

I just sold a house.  I just bought a house.

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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 06:54:19 pm »
Things are a little bit uncertain for me at the moment, but i'm sure everything will work out fine.  I'm losing weight and that makes me happy.  I'm getting a lot of rest, stress is melting away.  I lead a very comfortable life.

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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 06:57:51 pm »
Things are uncertain as usual, but my kids and my wife and living in Hawaii make it pretty awesome to be me.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2006, 07:30:40 pm »
In a bizarre turn of events, it is kicking ass to be me.
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Re: what's it like bein' you?
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2006, 07:33:29 pm »
Fuckin' A!

Hey Bozack! Stick around this time!
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