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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2006, 03:36:32 am »
awkward

that's like this kid from my graduating class who is going to Miami University of Ohio.
Why not just come up with a new name? what am I missing?

also: roads in Charlotte are named after small towns around NC. This confuses me a lot.

I specifically remember turning down a concert that was in "North Davidson." Apparently, there is a town called Davidson, but there is also an area of Charlotte called North Davidson, because it is centered around North Davidson street.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2006, 04:48:51 am »
Quote from: jough on July 09, 2006, 01:46:06 am
The horrible part is that it's in the state of Indiana.  I guess that's no worse than New York, New York, though.

There's Texas City, Texas, just south of Houston.  Home of the Texas City Dike and the Texas City Dyke.

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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2006, 05:27:51 am »
So I was going to snark about Kansas City, KS vs. Kansas City, MO, but I have no visual or auditory aids.

Kansas City, MO is where the Chiefs play, at Arrowhead, and you basically need to go to a Chiefs game there if you're a fan of the NFL.  Best tailgating/fan involvement ever.  And they're called the Chiefs because of Indians!

I didn't go to India today.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2006, 06:19:23 am »
Quote from: Lister on July 09, 2006, 05:27:51 am
So I was going to snark about Kansas City, KS vs. Kansas City, MO, but I have no visual or auditory aids.

Kansas City, MO is where the Chiefs play, at Arrowhead, and you basically need to go to a Chiefs game there if you're a fan of the NFL.  Best tailgating/fan involvement ever.  And they're called the Chiefs because of Indians!

I didn't go to India today.

Oh fuck Kansas City...  stupid town stealing 4 years of my life and such.  Stupid fuck*ng Kansas City.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2006, 06:30:50 am »
There's also an Indiana, PA.  And a Mars, PA. 

And a Blueball, PA, which strangely is right next to Intercourse, PA.
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« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2006, 06:37:19 am »
they wanted to make sure you knew they weren't whores like those people over in Intercourse.
duh.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2006, 11:30:36 am »
Quote from: jough on July 09, 2006, 06:30:50 am
There's also an Indiana, PA.  And a Mars, PA. 

And a Blueball, PA, which strangely is right next to Intercourse, PA.

Bowling Green, MO  that's all I have to say about that.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2006, 03:23:11 pm »
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2006, 05:08:27 pm »
Not today!
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2006, 09:12:46 pm »
Quote from: Bozack on July 09, 2006, 03:23:11 pm
Well Traveled Kentuckian!

My life will not be complete until I have visited Bugtussle, KY.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2006, 09:14:40 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 09, 2006, 09:12:46 pm
My life will not be complete until I have visited Bugtussle, KY.

Also Gobbler's Knob.


I mean... clearly.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2006, 09:26:43 pm »
On the way to the beach today, the SO and I passed a sign informing us that the next exit led to the towns of Croaker and Norge.  The sign actually read:

CROAKER
NORGE


A few years ago, I believe my mother made my father drive through the town when they passed that exit.  Her reasoning for this adventure was that no town with the name of Croaker could possibly disappoint.  But she was wrong.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2006, 03:01:17 pm »
July 10th, 10:00 AM - I'm an Indian.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2006, 03:11:44 pm by side_show »
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2006, 03:46:34 pm »
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2006, 03:47:55 pm »
I tried putting a Bindi on my forehead but it just wasn't the same.  This office is not India.
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