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Author Topic: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!  (Read 9438 times)

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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2006, 05:00:29 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 10, 2006, 04:55:59 pm
While I am at the beach, you can be sure I will visit Try My Nuts to photograph all the crazy hot sauces.

And we're expecting then, to see you pictured wearing this.

~Paul
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2006, 05:38:38 pm »
That may be the most unrealistic "One size fits most" claim I have ever seen.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2006, 05:45:54 pm »
Quote from: Mite on July 10, 2006, 05:38:38 pm
That may be the most unrealistic "One size fits most" claim I have ever seen.

But the strings on candy necklaces are usually elastic, so it may not be so far-fetched.  I know it would fit me (but that's not saying much... at all).
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2006, 07:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 10, 2006, 05:45:54 pm
But the strings on candy necklaces are usually elastic, so it may not be so far-fetched.  I know it would fit me (but that's not saying much... at all).

150% RDA of HAWT. Unless the strings dig in and are all uncomfortable.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2006, 08:03:10 pm »
Ah, so it would basically get less dense with larger chests, thus ending up more of a net.  I would be interested in seeing this modeled as such.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2006, 09:07:53 pm »
Yeah, if any ladies are willing to model - I'm buying.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2006, 09:36:26 pm »
You'd be in a diabetic coma before any decent portion of lovely lady lumps became available.

Much like applying honey to a lady (gentleman) friend, the dying scream of your poor pancreas will tend to dampen the enthusiasm of your loins.

Not that I have any experience with this or anything.

Jus' sayin'.

(also the laundry is a bugbear after)
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2006, 10:05:22 pm »
I've seen this one, plus the matching thong for sale here.  The SO was eager to make said purchase, but I just imagined being unpleasantly sticky for days and days, and was basically opposed.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2006, 03:47:24 am »
oh my god a thong that is edible?

...would you feel OK eating that?

WEREN'T WE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW ANYTHING CAN GIVE YOU FOOD POISONING?

i am so freaked out by this
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2006, 11:09:25 am »
Inev, somebody's gotta kidnap you and bring you to the seedest adult goods emporium around, STAT.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2006, 01:17:25 pm »
there is a Gay Sex Shop next door to the record store I like. i am afraid to go in, basically. I am not completely sure about what constitutes a Gay sex shop, since the Gay and lesbian population have the same variety of orifices as the rest of us.
I mean, obviously, there is gay porn in there.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2006, 01:20:12 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 11, 2006, 01:17:25 pm
I am not completely sure about what constitutes a Gay sex shop, since the Gay and lesbian population have the same variety of orifices as the rest of us.

So I guess you don't know about the... oh, I shouldn't be the one to tell you.

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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2006, 01:26:35 pm »
Quote from: jough on July 11, 2006, 01:20:12 pm
So I guess you don't know about the... oh, I shouldn't be the one to tell you.



He'll find out in college after all, especially at Wash U, IF YUO KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!11
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2006, 03:06:50 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on July 11, 2006, 01:26:35 pm
He'll find out in college after all, especially at Wash U, IF YUO KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!11

Hey now!
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2006, 03:21:58 pm »
AW proves my point exactly.
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