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[side_show]

After seeing this book, I began to think about last meals, and what my last meal would be.  I'm paralyzed by the idea... I think of all the banal foods that speak to me of home, of the extravagant foods that I almost never, if ever, eat.  Anyone here know what their last meal would be?

[pmcd9]

Anyone here know what their last meal would be?

Pussy!

~Paul

[KeithHernandez]

http://www.deadmaneating.com/ : is a website that seems like it is made by assholes, but still gives you the info in that book (sometimes they have the last words, but not always). 

My last meal would probably be two really good New York Style cheese peices of pizza and nachos with cheddar cheese, japapenos, black beans, sour cream, that green hot sauce and guacamole.  For dessert, really beany (I don't know if that is the way to describe it- rich) vanilla ice cream.

Edit: And two homegrown tomatoes, sliced, with salt.  I can eat homegrown tomatoes like apples.

[slink]

Well, everyone knows I suck at making a top ten, let alone choosing the single top thing...
Possibly Peking Duck. Maybe Hanoi Beef and Noodle Soup.

Thing is, even if I chose what to eat, I could never enjoy it as I'd be panicking as to whether I'd chosen the right music, or thing to watch or whatever. Well, at least I've discovered something else I need to learn not to care about.

[wombat]

NY pizza and chocolate ice cream.  I decided this before reading Keith's answer, which then made me think, perhaps we are both making the wrong choice.  Because surely if there is a Heaven the first thing they serve you is New York pizza and ice cream.

And then Slink's answer confused me - perhaps I want Chinese food instead? I think it depends on the circumstances.  If this is a fantasy in which I can make sure I get the pizza from a particular place in Brooklyn or the Bronx, I'd go with that.  In the real world I would choose something from a good local Chinese place instead of inferior pizza.

This reminds me - my last breakfast, in a fantasy world where I can get anything from anywhere, is one of those jelly doughnuts they only seem to make in NYC and that I can't even usually find there anymore.

[AlohaDawg]

I doubt I could eat knowing what was ahead. I think I'd rather have the chance to talk to my best friend or my mom or my wife and kids one last time.

I think the food would turn to ashes in my mouth.

[Drygioni]

giraffe 'n' chips with a pint of lager and a packet of crisps. It seems the right thing to do.

[misterqueue]

An entire bottle of Grey Goose and maybe a couple fingers worth of Laphroaig.

You think I'm joking?  I'm not!  I would want a huge amount to drink.

Also, fresh homemade bread with sweet butter and about 3 million kisses from a girl whose lips taste of tawny wine and whose eyes sparkle with love and delight.

[AugustWest]

I'm with Paul.  Pussy just before being shot by an irate husband.

[KeithHernandez]

Yea, thanks to Judy you can add 4 pints of Bass to my list.

[jough]

I'm with Paul.  Pussy just before being shot by an irate husband.

Clearly this is the choice if one could pick their method of execution.

I think I would go with orange-glazed spare ribs, cooked so tender the meat is just falling off the bone.

[wombat]

I doubt I could eat knowing what was ahead. I think I'd rather have the chance to talk to my best friend or my mom or my wife and kids one last time.

I think the food would turn to ashes in my mouth.

Of course, but there is a way to think of it that makes it a fun game.  What would you like to be enjoying when suddenly a ten-ton weight falls on your head? 

[Choop]

Of course, but there is a way to think of it that makes it a fun game.  What would you like to be enjoying when suddenly a ten-ton weight falls on your head? 

Spinach.

[AlohaDawg]

Of course, but there is a way to think of it that makes it a fun game.  What would you like to be enjoying when suddenly a ten-ton weight falls on your head? 

A Blowjob.

And complete enlightenment, of course.

Mention food and LO! ChoOOOOOOP!

What up, homes?

[misterqueue]

Spinach.

DING! DING! DING!