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Author Topic: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!  (Read 6930 times)

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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2006, 07:57:46 am »
Oh sweet christ please God not today
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2006, 07:58:48 am »
A dude receives a compliment and, as a result, suffers a heart attack while lost in a field of corn. This is not the proper etiquette for receiving compliments.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2006, 08:03:55 am »
Quote from: trouserbat on July 14, 2006, 07:05:29 am
If you ask me, the thread title should have been "THIS CORN IS YOU, RAY SMUCKLES!"

Damned first-posters.

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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2006, 09:51:39 am »
I just drove from Buffalo to Syracuse at 4am in a car whose alternator (and I think entire electronic system by proxy) was basically not functioning, I have to work in six hours, and I haven't slept in 22 ... but it's a Fuck You Friday, so everything's cool.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2006, 10:50:58 am »
This was not at all what I was expecting when I saw it was a Fuck You Friday.

But I loved it just the same.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2006, 12:38:43 pm »
Quote from: melack on July 14, 2006, 07:58:48 am
A dude receives a compliment and, as a result, suffers a heart attack while lost in a field of corn. This is not the proper etiquette for receiving compliments.

Exactly. Some people are just too self-conconcious and hate being complimented. Apparently this was one of those guys. Maybe he's just uptight because despite working at a Caddy dealership he somehow got stuck with basically the worst vehicle they make. At least his isn't black.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2006, 01:03:15 pm »
The fuckin' man upstairs was punchin' his dance card, so Leo Fontanette departed this life with a classy line: "Oh sweet Christ please God not today."

I am glad to know that there are parts of California undeveloped enough to allow space for at least one corn field; this is a comfort to me.



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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2006, 02:19:06 pm »
That wasn't california, that was Iowa.  Ray takes the corporate Concorde to work out at his favourite gym in Sioux City.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2006, 03:17:16 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 14, 2006, 01:03:15 pm
I am glad to know that there are parts of California undeveloped enough to allow space for at least one corn field; this is a comfort to me.

Leo Fontamette moves so much volume that he can afford a place waaay out in the country.  That corn field is soon to be the site of another 'Master Planned Community.'

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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2006, 03:19:27 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 14, 2006, 01:03:15 pm
I am glad to know that there are parts of California undeveloped enough to allow space for at least one corn field; this is a comfort to me.

From what I saw on my last trip like 90% of California is just fields or mountains.  There's a reason all their income comes from Agriculture.



Man I wish someone would punch MY dance card.  :(   (OH wait... no.. I didn't mean like tha-
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2006, 03:20:36 pm »
oh man.

the man upstairs totally punched Q's dance card, and then hit the "post" button. intense.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2006, 03:47:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 14, 2006, 06:10:14 am
Onstar? Onstar?  More like.... Constar! am I rite?

You are mistaken. More like Cornstar. (Also, it's "OnStar," but - I don't like indulging corporations and their dumb proprietary names for things. I feel very lame if I feel like I should say something like "Yeah, so does that Prius come with the LocksForSure(TM) ARL Uni-System?")
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2006, 04:46:35 pm »
As much as I love my mac, I will always sortof hate apple for starting that NoSpace ProductName convention.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2006, 06:11:14 pm »
Quote from: Mite on July 14, 2006, 04:46:35 pm
As much as I love my mac, I will always sortof hate apple for starting that noSpace productName convention.

fixd.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2006, 11:44:36 pm »
Oh right, forgot that part. That pisses me off even more. Thanks for fixing that, Mr. Ninja.
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