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Author Topic: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!  (Read 6932 times)

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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2006, 12:24:02 am »
Damn shit DAMN I really wanted to find this funny but had literally NO idea what Diovan or OnStar meant - so I had a chat with a mate, Gordon Oogle, and he explained things and i understand now but it's not as funny is it? nope. i am in the Tooting, it is about as far away from a corn field as you can get. shit damn if i was all yankee doodle i would have totally lapped this up shit damn ballbag (8 Guiness - goodnight)
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2006, 07:37:28 am »
Okay, I've just come up with a product idea. Instead of OnStar, it's OnStad. It's a new way of emailing for navigational help from your car. Unlike OnStar, OnStad is totally free. However, OnStad basically never replies to your help requests. If you're willing to pay $18 USD for Premium Service, however, you'll receive an answer, but this will usually take about 3-4 weeks.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2006, 03:34:06 pm »
No, no, a better OnStad:  When you are stuck in a traffic jam, cartoons are emailed to you in your car to keep you entertained.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2006, 09:03:19 pm »
that would be awesome. The comics could show up on your car's GPS monitor for easy reading.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2006, 12:27:40 am »
Quote from: wombat on July 15, 2006, 03:34:06 pm
No, no, a better OnStad:  When you are stuck in a traffic jam, cartoons are emailed to you in your car to keep you entertained.

"OnStad, I'm stuck on the 405, my marriage is failing and I have irritable bowel syndrome. Can you help?"

"We return Thursday."
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2006, 09:58:47 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 16, 2006, 12:27:40 am
"OnStad, I'm stuck on the 405, my marriage is failing and I have irritable bowel syndrome. Can you help?"

"We return Thursday."


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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2006, 04:05:39 pm »
Quote from: melack on July 15, 2006, 07:37:28 am
Okay, I've just come up with a product idea. Instead of OnStar, it's OnStad. It's a new way of emailing for navigational help from your car. Unlike OnStar, OnStad is totally free. However, OnStad basically never replies to your help requests. If you're willing to pay $18 USD for Premium Service, however, you'll receive an answer, but this will usually take about 3-4 weeks.
It is a play on words because the two words look similar, but it is also a joke about how the food-poisoned man with a baby does not make a comic about cats every day.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2006, 05:30:09 pm »
This strip was my favorite in a long while. It was an unexpected turn in the story arch.

I don't remember why, but one day I came across a court case wherein the gubment wanted to use OnStar to listen to the minivans or whatever of potential terrorists. GM was not keen on the idea and successfully fought it ion constitutional grounds.

GM does not want the government listening to you through the visor of your minivan.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2006, 09:22:21 am »
Quote from: nuero on July 16, 2006, 04:05:39 pm
It is a play on words because the two words look similar, but it is also a joke about how the food-poisoned man with a baby does not make a comic about cats every day.

When I read this a laugh actually flew from my mouth, then I clapped my hands, then I began laughing even more loudly.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2006, 04:30:56 pm »
Quote from: nuero on July 16, 2006, 04:05:39 pm
It is a play on words because the two words look similar, but it is also a joke about how the food-poisoned man with a baby does not make a comic about cats every day.

The man on the internet message board who does not realize food poisoning is temporary takes great offense at a good-natured ribbing about the man who sometimes makes a comic about cats every day.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2006, 10:48:46 pm »
So are we giving good posts library of congress cataloging tags now or what?
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