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[misterqueue]

I will never understand male fantasies about twins.

It's really not that hard to understand.  It's basic manmath:

(2 girls + the addition that both are hot + plus the inherent naughtiness of them being sisters + the weird pseudo-myths that go along with twins + unicorns x the heat index - an overarching sense of shame)/The price of Chi in Tina = A train bound for San Francisco travelling at 50 mph.


So I hope this has cleared it up for you fully.

[Drygioni]

Alternative theory:

Men possess brains which sort things into 'Hot' or 'Not' judging by the inherent advantages/disadvantages of a concept, so sometimes an otherwise average concept can become either very ideal or not ideal at all. For example, some ladies may find an actor/actress/car 'okay looking' but a guy will quickly sort this into 'Hot' or 'Not'. This explains why less restrained males do not seem to be able to witness the average female/car without loudly exclaiming 'She/it's hot' or 'She/it's not'. It is their opinion, much in the way someone might say 'Nice weather today'.

Now, Linnea says she does not understand male fantasies about twins. The reason men fantasise on this seemingly trivial issue is quite simple: When presented with the concept of twins, males then proceed to break "Twins" down into advantages vs. disadvantages:

Advantages
There are two ladies involved in this concept

Disadvantages
None

So, it gets put into 'Hot'. There are other concepts men like seemingly indiscriminately due to this 'multiple wimmin' thing. Lesbians and slumber parties is an easy example of this. Can anyone think of more? I'm sure you can. Don't try too hard.

(This post is not in any way serious; this does not mean you will find it funny. At least let me assure that men are not simple minded #####-like organisms. #####s = Not.)

[jough]

I don't really have a thing for twins as much as "two hot ladies at once" which granted I've always found to be better in theory than in practice unless the ladies are into each other as well, which with twins enters into strange incest territory which isn't much of a turn-on for me personally but I guess I can understand how the taboo may be attractive to some.

Anyway, I guess all I meant to say was that you two are one fine-looking set.  That is all.

[Hobot]

I don't really have a thing for twins as much as "two hot ladies at once" which granted I've always found to be better in theory than in practice unless the ladies are into each other as well, which with twins enters into strange incest territory which isn't much of a turn-on for me personally but I guess I can understand how the taboo may be attractive to some.

Hence the allure of bisexual ladies, I guess.

[misterqueue]

Hence the allure of bisexual ladies, I guess.

No no.. that's because bisexual ladies get 2 for 5's discounts at the local CVS!

It's simple economics.

[Hobot]

No no.. that's because bisexual ladies get 2 for 5's discounts at the local CVS!

It's simple economics.

Who can resist those sweet, sweet savings?

[jough]

See, I think I have the whole pleasing one lady thing down sorta, but with two it's twice as much work and pressure (albeit for double my pleasure as well).  It is really helpful, then, if the ladies are into getting each other off, because then it relieves me of the burden and also makes it more fun overall.  In general, everyone should be responsible for their own orgasms.

Also, as a tip for those ladies or men who are looking for a game of three, it is usually better if you let your lady both pick the other girl and also initiate contact, fellas.  It really doesn't matter if the other girl is into you at all, only that she is hot for your girl.  Don't worry, you'll get yours too.

Education.

[theinevitable]

jough, I think you can file that in a new thread called "The Opposite of Dying."

also: I would be so completely overwhelmed in such a situation that I would fear to get myself into it.

[wombat]

I mean, whoa, one hell of a Wandering Thread Award.

[Hobot]

See, I think I have the whole pleasing one lady thing down sorta, but with two it's twice as much work and pressure (albeit for double my pleasure as well).  It is really helpful, then, if the ladies are into getting each other off, because then it relieves me of the burden and also makes it more fun overall.  In general, everyone should be responsible for their own orgasms.

Also, as a tip for those ladies or men who are looking for a game of three, it is usually better if you let your lady both pick the other girl and also initiate contact, fellas.  It really doesn't matter if the other girl is into you at all, only that she is hot for your girl.  Don't worry, you'll get yours too.

Education.

Another potential problem is that of jealousy.  See, in theory, a threesome does not sound like a bad idea, but I know that if one of the other particip-a-n-t-s were an SO of mine about whom I cared very much, I would go insane with jealousy at seeing him/her get it on with someone else.  Hell, I'd probably be jealous even if I weren't in a relationship with one of the other people; if I thought that the other two were more attracted to each other, instead of there being an approximately equal distribution of attraction, I would be extremely miffed.

[jough]

Hobot, that is a common problem, and one which ruins the fantasy for many.

Sometimes it is best for a fella to just sit back and enjoy the "show" the first time out, especially if neither of you know your third very well.

Sometimes it is fun for a couple to get themselves a girlfriend, etc., but I've also seen it ruin relationships, or make new ones (a new pair is formed).

Anyway, the moral of this story is: if you get it on with another lady, ladies, post photos on Flickr.

There.  Back on topic.

[misterqueue]

I think even watching can be an issue, especially if there are underlying things which normally aren't a problem in the relationship because they will most definitely become one at that point.

From experience, I can say I am far too possesive and jealous to ever endure such a thing lightly is all i am saying.

But yeah, by all means, if you're not dating me then post it to flickr.


(man that would be the worst.. all "New Photo From your Contacts" and the caption is just "Hi, I'm breaking up with you!" and it's just the SO all totally intersecting the matrices of On and Gettin' it.  Man, that's depressing to even think about, I may have to bury a shirt in the backyard.)

[jough]

I realise that I am rather continental in my views of the three-way, as I would be horribly jealous and upset to see my lady with another man, but to see her with another hot lady - total turn-on, no jealousy.

I know this is because I don't consider lesbianism to be "real sex" and I'm sure that is insensitive but I just don't.  Although having said that I would be upset if my girl was just kissing another guy, and again, kissing another girl (while I'm there), I don't have a problem with it.

I think I would consider it cheating if the girls arranged to meet and get it on while I was not there, though.

It's a complicated issue.  The moral of the story is that the hot ladies here need to post more skin on Flickr.

[Mite]

I know this is because I don't consider lesbianism to be "real sex" and I'm sure that is insensitive but I just don't.

That's why I can't find good girly porn out there! They're all straight girls trying to put on a show for guys. They don't even look like they're really having fun half the time.

Porn producers: for god's sake, find some girls who actually like girls for these things. It's not that hard. We aren't all hairy man-haters!

[dejavroom]

On the issue of having a threesome with hott twins... Like with most male fantasies, it's one of those things that can only be perfect and great while in the carefully watched perimeter of one's own imagination. When these things spill to the real world they tend to get tainted real fast. I mean... I mean, the first sloppy french kiss the twins gave each other, for how many seconds you think any of us could hold back thinking something like "oh my god, these utterly, poor, poor fucked up sisters..."?