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New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« on: July 17, 2006, 09:34:51 pm »
You have just been sent a personal message by Harrison Ford on The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board.

IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply to this email.

The message they sent you was:

If you have some time check out this COOL website:
[i will not propogate your spam]
Rest-assured this is great entertainment!!!
Also, check out the following website I came across:
[i am editing your spam links out before posting your spam]
It will knock your socks off!
Finally, the below website is the absolute BOMB!!!
[rot in hell you fuck*ng dickcheese choad GRRRAGHHH]
ENJOY!!!

Reply to this Personal Message here: http://touamb.com/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;f=inbox;pmsg=5750;quote;u=756

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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2006, 09:37:46 pm »
WTF.

I got one too.
...did yours have a picture of a nude asian man?

i did not need to see that at my age.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2006, 09:46:16 pm »
Yeah, we'll be bouncing this fuck.

Thanks for the notice.  Given problems like this we may make the board invitation-only, or at least subject to mod approval before members may post.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2006, 09:47:26 pm »
I got this message, and I actually also got the exact same message on another SMF-based forum.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2006, 09:47:53 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 17, 2006, 09:37:46 pm
WTF.

I got one too.
...did yours have a picture of a nude asian man?

i did not need to see that at my age.

OMG, thank you for the warning.  I do not need to see that at my age either.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2006, 09:48:05 pm »
Yeah, it's a bot, I'm sure.

Anyway, bannation!
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2006, 10:43:00 pm »
At least the bot was sort of topical with this strip.

I'm just sayin' is all...
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2006, 11:05:13 pm »
Thanks, jough. WTF, internet.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2006, 12:13:47 am »
That boy needs a doctor. I think he's got elephantiasis.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2006, 02:09:47 am »
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 02:11:12 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on July 18, 2006, 02:09:47 am
At least someone will be pleased with this

HUAJB shows up the same day we all get this SPAM.  Coincidence?  I think not.

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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 02:21:48 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 18, 2006, 02:11:12 am
we all get this SPAM

~Paul

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Okay, after making a post like this I know it's the final straw. Time for sleep.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2006, 02:27:03 pm »
Say what you want, but that man had an intense gaze, and a giant dork.

I think he means some one ill tidings with that.
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2006, 11:24:48 pm »
So, I vote prosthesis, but my husband said photoshop. Which do you think it is?
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Re: New Personal Message: IMPORTANT NEWS AND INFORMATION!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2006, 11:36:16 pm »
I'm not sure.  Either way, it's an illustration of the damage the males in our culture have sustained.
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