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Brainless Link Propulsion
« on: July 23, 2006, 06:41:41 am »
I really wish my town had some statues like these.

Some of those are wondrously and/or horrifyingly anatomically correct.

(I apologise for this post as I am at work and it's 2am and I probably won't be leaving till like 4, so I'm trying to amuse myself at the expense of EVERYONE!)
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Re: Brainless Link Propulsion
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2006, 12:54:44 pm »
One of these pictures reminds me that we temporarily have a very lovely shark in my neighborhood.  I was going to go take a picture of it and post it, but it was too hot.  But it occurred to me that perhaps someone else had done so.  And so it was:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/avatar1/193074553/

I realized that thanks to Flickr, one might never need to leave the house and take pictures again! 
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Re: Brainless Link Propulsion
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2006, 02:02:42 pm »
One that didn't make it to the list but is in Prague and I find wonderful.  (Warning: Possibly Religiously Offensive image, but no worse than "Buddy Christ" from Dogma, so you know.. grain of salt.)

Here.
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2006, 05:18:15 pm »
oh man.

that's almost as good as the crucipod!
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2006, 05:42:44 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 24, 2006, 05:18:15 pm
oh man.

that's almost as good as the crucipod!

Man, you are hell of bringing the funny today.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2006, 08:36:21 pm »
Here's one from my birthplace

Inverted Soft Pink Q
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2006, 08:43:21 pm »
I don't know why, but that Inverted Soft Pink Q gives me the creeps.
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2006, 08:54:05 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 24, 2006, 08:43:21 pm
I don't know why, but that Inverted Soft Pink Q gives me the creeps.

I'm not inverted but I've been known to have a similar effect, yes.
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2006, 04:04:53 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on July 24, 2006, 08:36:21 pm
Here's one from my birthplace

Inverted Soft Pink Q

That totally looks like a cervix. Seriously ladies, you can ask your GP during your hellish annual exam if they'll let you see your cervix, just as promised in "Our Bodies, Ourselves" which I read as an adolescent. I asked once, and my doctor without missing a beat grabbed a small mirror and let me have a gander at my very own. Awesome. Anyway, just had to add that to counter some of the vasectomy stuff over in Ash's birthday thread.
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Re: Brainless Link Propulsion
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2006, 04:26:26 am »
Annie Sprinkle has been raising cervix awareness for many years.

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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2006, 11:16:43 am »
What a fascinating woman! Thanks for the link, Paul.
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Re: Brainless Link Propulsion
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2006, 12:07:43 pm »
Quote from: linnea on July 25, 2006, 04:04:53 am
Anyway, just had to add that to counter some of the vasectomy stuff over in Ash's birthday thread.

You can start a tubal ligation thread any time you please!
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2006, 03:00:52 pm »
ok, as long as we're posting pictures, does the french army think that this hat will bring the fear of God to the Hezbollah terrorists?
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Re: Brainless Link Propulsion
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2006, 03:06:14 pm »
...that thing looks like a crepe.  I'm sort of wondering how it stays on his head.  Maybe we are to be hyp-mo-tized by it, as I am right now.

Vive les gens français!
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Re: Brainless Link Propulsion
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2006, 06:06:03 pm »
Monica Lewsinsky is designing clothes for the French, too! March on to (your first) victory, France!
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