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July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gathering
« on: July 28, 2006, 08:20:05 pm »
Late link - sorry!

That picture of a fat Roast Beef further transforming into some slobby douche in a hat elicited a chuckle, as did Teodor being svelte as the dickens. He was fuck*ng ornamental.

How does Beef look good in his senior photos, yet not any others? Did I miss something?
« Last Edit: July 28, 2006, 09:34:15 pm by JudyIsADickSlap »
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Let's have a see -- July 28, 2006
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 08:20:46 pm »
Interesting, very interesting.  So, in addition to making Beef look fat, cameras make Teador look skinny?

Also, did T swallow that bowling ball after the picture was taken?  Whoa.
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 08:39:12 pm »
Sorry AW, Judy wins by several seconds.

Anyway, Beef looks like John Popper.  Poor beef.
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gathering
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 08:41:08 pm »
I must be missing a lot. The camera adds 10 pounds not just to Roast Beef but also to another picture of Roast Beef? Stupefaction here, people.
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Re: Let's have a see -- July 28, 2006
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 08:46:32 pm »
DAMMIT!
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gathering
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 08:57:03 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on July 28, 2006, 08:20:05 pm
How does Beef look good in his senior photos, yet not any others? Did I miss something?
Obviously the senior portrait was taken by a pro.
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 09:01:12 pm »
damn. it makes me really sad that a man cannot wear such as a Classy Hat without being associated with gross people. I want to wear a suit and hat out and about, damnit!
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 09:04:46 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 28, 2006, 09:01:12 pm
damn. it makes me really sad that a man cannot wear such as a Classy Hat without being associated with gross people. I want to wear a suit and hat out and about, damnit!

Not that way. Not that way.

I hate to be the dude who points out things like this, but in the second to last panel it looks like Beef is the one saying "Whoah, look! It's changing!". Obviously, Beef does not speak like this, so I'm putting it down to either a mis-read speech bubble arrow or... well, I guess that's the only thing it could be.
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 09:05:48 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on July 28, 2006, 09:04:46 pm
I hate to be the dude who points out things like this

PEDANT!  J'ACCUSE!
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 09:26:04 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 28, 2006, 09:01:12 pm
damn. it makes me really sad that a man cannot wear such as a Classy Hat without being associated with gross people. I want to wear a suit and hat out and about, damnit!

Don't let it stop you.



Anyway, strip raises more questions than it answers.
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gathering
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 09:28:17 pm »
What's that thing on the wall in the second panel?  Is that a fat sombrero or something?
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gathering
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 09:32:28 pm »
You mean Téodor's hand holding the picture?
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 09:32:35 pm »
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gather
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2006, 09:32:52 pm »
That's Teador's hand.  He's holding a picture of himself.
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Re: July 28, 2006 - He-Man comes over and asks me how to win at Magic The Gathering
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2006, 09:45:44 pm »
Is that what that's supposed to be?
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