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August Blogs!
« on: August 03, 2006, 10:13:11 am »
I think it says a lot for poor Onstad when readers email in and complain there is not enough cat c*ck in his comic.

And this quote from Nice Pete adds nicely to the "are Pat/Nice Pete gay?" debate.
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He is clean and handsome, and probably mostly hairless. Men like this interest me. Of course this is not to say that the hair on the top of his head was not quite good. It looked quite fine and full, but soft and easily changed.

Phillipe is doing the right thing. The Incredibles is fuck*ng awesome.

I apologise for the pretty poor critical work in that post.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2006, 10:20:53 am by JudyIsADickSlap »
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 11:58:39 am »
ROCK-HARD CAT COCK.

That is all.

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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2006, 04:23:21 pm »
oh man, you did it like it was a link. you tricked me. even though I looked at it and thought "wow, must like what Onstad said!"
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2006, 04:30:46 pm »
Why the lack of boobs, that's what I want to know.
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 05:16:38 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 03, 2006, 04:30:46 pm
Why the lack of boobs, that's what I want to know.

Well obviously 'Stad hates boobs.  Hates 'em to hell!
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2006, 06:47:28 pm »
Yeah, he kind of pussed-out with the whole wang thing.  I'd imagine he wouldn't have put it back up if it wasn't his original instinct to include it anyway.  Maybe he thought it was too much, but then after removing it and getting positive feedback to re-add it, was happy to oblige. 

Anyway, if he thought it was better without the cat cock then he should have left it out.  If he thought it was better with it he should just own up to that.  But he's always blamed his readers for anything going wrong with his work.

If he daughter ever gets a cold, I would imagine a forthcoming blog post about how it was our negative reaction to one of his shittier strips that caused it.

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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2006, 08:47:58 pm »
I think there is cock but no boobs because he doesn't personally have boobs.  It's like how you can make fun of your own ethnic group but not of one you don't belong to.
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2006, 10:27:13 pm »
Ok, now lets all e-mail and demand some spewing seed.
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2006, 10:35:05 pm »
In the Cock vs. Breasts thing:

There's one reason cocks are put in the strip, and not breasts.

Hilarity factor.

I mean, come on. Cocks are completely ridiculous. They are ridiculous little things (I just know I'm going to get a "MINE ISN'T LITTLE" post). If they did not serve the useful purpose of continuing the species, no doubt evolution/God(s)/castration would have removed them, or never put them there in the first place. Why do you think the statue of David has a small wang? Because WANGS LOOK RIDICULOUS, and the epitome of male beauty should not look ridiculous.

So, therefore, a dick is funny to put on a cat in a comedic strip, though it's basically the Achewood equivalent of toilet humour. Still inexplicably funny, in a way.

Breasts, see, they ain't so ridiculous. Also, it's pretty disturbing putting them prominently in a mostly animal based strip. That is straying dangerously into furry-ism.
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2006, 12:18:48 am »
but, a small wang looks rediculous!
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2006, 12:22:27 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 04, 2006, 12:18:48 am
but, a small wang looks rediculous!

But it doesn't intrude on the beauty of the man as much as a ridiculously oversized one does! Either that or Michaelangelo was just trying to make himself feel better.
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2006, 01:33:35 am »
No I don't!
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2006, 02:59:36 am »
You totally blog!  You can't deny it!
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2006, 01:13:24 pm »
Gotta agree with Judy here.  A wise person once said, "A naked woman is soft and curvy and beautiful; a naked man is just a guy who really needs to put on some #####."  Unfortunately I can't remember the source, but it's truth.
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Re: August Blogs!
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2006, 06:31:43 pm »
Onstad doesn't show tits because cats have more than two and that would just be really odd.

Or would he give Molly just a set of normal humanoid titties and abandon authenticity altogether?

Again, we ask a hypothetical that pushes Onstad closer to suicide.
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