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Marmite: Yes or No?

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Marmite
« on: August 09, 2006, 03:49:43 am »
I hate living on an island at times. We have a limited stock of shit that the grocery store will deign to sell us.  A friend of mine tried to send me Marmite but it got held back at the border. WTF, customs agents? It's vegan, for fuck's sake! There is no mad cow bone marrow in it, you fucks!

So anyway, I decided to buy it online. After getting pissy that Amazon didn't have the kind of lemon curd that I like, which I also cannot get here, I looked for other sites. Then I ended up buying Marmite, a tea pot, and a ten dollar canister of tea. I either need a roommate who is willing to hide my wallet, or a husband who makes more money than I can spend. And I forgot the lemon curd.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2006, 05:11:16 am »
linnea, I will marry you hide your wallet for you, if you want.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2006, 05:19:17 am »
Didn't we do a whole thread on vegemite and marmite and bovril and other gross stuff non-americans eat?
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2006, 05:39:58 am »
I demand a "neutral on the marmite question" option!
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2006, 05:43:31 am »
Do they sell Marmite in the contenital U.S.? 

I have never had or seen it.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2006, 11:34:12 am »
I voted No. Compared to Bovril, Marmite is just icky.

Bovril is vegan too!
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2006, 01:34:26 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on August 09, 2006, 05:19:17 am
Didn't we do a whole thread on vegemite and marmite and bovril and other gross stuff non-americans eat?
Shit, I didn't think to check. I was so enraged at the fuck*ng Customs agents seizing my Marmite and Oxo bullion cubes that I must've forgotten to check.

Quote from: V-Adore on August 09, 2006, 05:39:58 am
I demand a "neutral on the marmite question" option!
Your wish is my command! On polls that I have created, anyway.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2006, 01:43:16 am »
Hooray! I am now officially... "netural!"

Is that related to Webcest?
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2006, 01:46:26 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on August 10, 2006, 01:43:16 am
Hooray! I am now officially... "netural!"

Is that related to Webcest?

Thank you, smartass. It has been changed again to reflect your NEUTRAL desires. Much love.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2006, 05:25:58 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on August 09, 2006, 11:34:12 am
I voted No. Compared to Bovril, Marmite is just icky.

Bovril is vegan too!

"Bovril, formerly a beef extract, now is the trademarked name of a thick, salty yeast extract, sold in a distinctive, bulbous jar."

Seriously...when last I heard most of those words strung together like that, the teachers had separated the boys and the girls, and had us watch a film strip.  So horrible sounding.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2006, 06:27:17 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 09, 2006, 05:11:16 am
linnea, I will marry you hide your wallet for you, if you want.

We can get married if you are willing to support me for the rest of my life so that I can sleep in, surf the internet, and knit all day. You must be willing to coddle and provide for Milan and Lennybruce, my Scottish Folds. They do not allow any other quadripeds in the house. You also have to be willing to lavish me with ridiculous amounts of money so that I can buy the cosmetics, yarn, and clothes that I need. I also require jewelry and a spouse who doesn't care if I spend a lot of time training with other crazy-ass firefighters/medics. Hey, I don't ask for much. Now you are all understand why i am still single.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2006, 03:51:29 pm »
Shallowrific!
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2006, 03:57:13 pm »
I'm impressed that you didn't mention "you have to be willing to be 'pegged'" so I guess at least I have that.
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2006, 04:04:36 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 11, 2006, 03:57:13 pm
I'm impressed that you didn't mention "you have to be willing to be 'pegged'" so I guess at least I have that.

Did somebody say "pegged"?!

...

Uh, I mean ... How about that local sports team?
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Re: Marmite
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2006, 08:57:10 pm »
My take:
Marmite is the most disgusting thing on Earth. I can't stand the stuff.
And yet I will have it on toast. Now and then.

I voted no, as I categorically hate it. Despite.
Yep...

I think that's why I'm single...
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