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[ananke]

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08092006

This one had me rolling from start to finish. I dread some sort of upcoming Pat/Nice Pete gay thing, though. What a couple. Although maybe after Pat turns 26 he will begin to agree that it is ok for a man to give another man kisses.

[misterqueue]

Oh this was treasure.  From Pat's sudden admission that this was hand raising day (and Nice Pete's petulant fulfillment thereof), to Ray and Simon's witty phone banter it was all perfect.

Ray's coffee machine has a shift key.  Why doesn't mine have a shift key?  I don't even drink coffee all that much and I want a shift key on it.  Dammit.

[Drygioni]

Heh, this was awesome. We need more glimpses into Pat/Nice Pete's home life. I don't ever giggle in sheer delight, but if I did this strip is surely a prime candidate in eliciting that reaction from me. Nice Pete is so deliciously petulant.

I figured Ray would be more into a coffee machine with a full keyboard. Then all you have to do is type out what you want.

HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY?
_{Latte mocha}
YES SIR.
ENJOY YOUR COFFEE! ANOTHER?
_{The best coffee}
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT.
_{What's the best coffee you got}
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT.
-beep-
GOODBYE.

[Doc]

This one was glorious, but I do hope we don't end up with a Pete/Pat love in.

ALSO: I like the way Pat phrases the raising your hand day thing, there's nothing he can do about it THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

ALSO ALSO: All Pat's sentences end in exclamation marks! Except those that end with question marks I guess?

[Bobby Isosceles]

This one was glorious, but I do hope we don't end up with a Pete/Pat love in.

The shall invite Chucklebot over and install the cuisinart attachments for a three-man (cat? *****?) version of Erotic No Exit.

[robot_god]

Strip of Da Year Award

[Hobot]

A "complicated power dynamic," indeed!  It makes me think that Nice Pete is the, er, taker in a Maximum Cuddles situation, which is not what I would have imagined beforehand.

"Pete, my hands are all sopping wet!"
[Nice Pete raises his hand]
[impatiently] "Yes, Pete?!"
"I will answer the phone, sir."

[misterqueue]

A "complicated power dynamic," indeed!  It makes me think that Nice Pete is the, er, taker in a Maximum Cuddles situation

I believe you mean he catches... or alternately, is a bottom. 

I don't know why I'm correcting you on this matter, possibly because "taker" is far too vivid for one little word?  I dunno.

[CortJstr]

Huh. Pat handwashes his dishes. Probably because dishwashers are hell of non-eco-friendly. And doesn't he know that he balloon cheeks are just going to cause crazy drag and slow him down? Silly cat.

[Hobot]

I believe you mean he catches... or alternately, is a bottom. 

I don't know why I'm correcting you on this matter, possibly because "taker" is far too vivid for one little word?  I dunno.

I've always preferred "taker" because it is so vivid.

[Bobby Isosceles]

It makes me think that Nice Pete is the, er, taker in a Maximum Cuddles situation, which is not what I would have imagined beforehand.

Many seemingly aggressive, dominant people top from the bottom in Fruity Situations. Point in case:

[Roger]

"Who calls anybody anymore?" That's perfect. Pat's misanthropism (is that the right fancy word for Being a Dick?) has reached unseen levels.
And "BA-DUMP BUMP! Rim shot! Heyo!"… Why isn't that the thread title?

[Drygioni]

I hope this doesn't turn out to be true.

Or do I?

[Bobby Isosceles]

I hope this doesn't turn out to be true.

Or do I?

You try too hard to be funny and therefore I took a can away from you.

[Drygioni]

You try too hard to be funny and therefore I took a can away from you.

Sorry, Bobby. I do try not to be a crap dude.

You get a can for honesty.