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25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« on: August 25, 2006, 05:28:48 am »
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This comic needs less homoeroticism.  :-\
« Last Edit: August 25, 2006, 05:32:02 am by Fooker »
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2006, 05:33:53 am »
"I'll have you slayed!"

I like this strip.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 05:35:48 am »
I rather enjoyed the last panel of Teodor raising the thumbs-up at the idea of Portobella Kebabs even though he was in flagrante delicto. Those things are fuckin' delicious (portobellas, not giving a 'job).
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2006, 05:54:32 am »
I tend to expect from this comic a certain level of unpredictability, and this strip certainly reinforces that idea, just in a way that isn’t right. 

I’m adding the alt text to my list of achewood influenced conversation gimmicks. I am just sad that I couldn’t use it on this Friday, and that I have to wait seven more days for my next chance.

I love this strip. Good show Onstad, I’m sending you digital blowjobs.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2006, 05:58:52 am »
BE CAREFUL ON... WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCK RAY FRIDAY

The awkward, uncomfortable sexuality in the strip this past week or so has just been insane. I suppose we can just count ourselves lucky that the last panel isn't Teodor rocking Ray's can.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2006, 07:19:32 am »
Yeah this last week has been kind of insane. Maybe Liz is out of town or something, and Chris is feeling a little pent up. Like Ray. Maybe this is secretly a would somebody please fuck chris friday?
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2006, 08:08:10 am »
Perhaps the author is trying to ask... "Are these feelings...normal?"
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2006, 10:17:23 am »
I didn't see the "How That Would Go" header above the last two panels at first, and holy SHIT was I shocked.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2006, 10:48:29 am »
Even though yesterday's excerpt wasn't half-bad, today's strip totally made up for it.  I particularly like the idea of getting a pound of shredded meat for mailing back a bar of soap.  And Ray's commentary in the last panel, of course.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2006, 11:55:10 am »
Yeah, didn't need to see those last two panels.  I like the rest of the strip though.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2006, 12:06:33 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on August 25, 2006, 11:55:10 am
Yeah, didn't need to see those last two panels. 

OH GOD POOR WOMBAT.  I thought Teodor was joking. WHY DID I SCROLL DOWN???

You all made me feel better though. Thanks.  I guess it is sort of funny, really.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2006, 12:47:20 pm »
The funniest part is Ray considering the offer as if it were real. Besides, I still think the time that chick threw up in Ray's mouth was more gross than this strip.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2006, 12:50:03 pm »
Okay.. this was wonderfully amusing.  Serious.

"I am mad about what I SAID I am mad about! Packages!"

Delightful!

Teodor looks like he has a case of "Fat Neck" today.. and no that's not a euphamism.

Anyway, if a little imaginary blowing ruins the strip for you, then you're a pansy.  I'm just saying.
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2006, 12:58:56 pm »
It's not just the imaginary blowing, it's, I mean, it would be one thing if they were strangers, you know? 
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Re: 25 Aug 2006 - I'LL blow you if it'll shut you up for five seconds!
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2006, 01:00:50 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 25, 2006, 12:58:56 pm
It's not just the imaginary blowing, it's, I mean, it would be one thing if they were strangers, you know? 

So what you're saying is you are opposed to friends helping friends but would see no problem with Ray gettin' a little gloryhole action?

This is suddenly shining a new light on you womby.
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