Is that a sack of sausage you have there, or are you just happy to see me?
Seriously though. I had the worst sushi last night. So bad. Just gross. My sister was all about taking me out to this place she described as "fancy" that had half price sushi on Mondays (warning bell number one). Then we got there, and it was in the basement of a convention centre (warning bell number two). Then we walked in, and it had been made to look like it was some sort of Japanese hut village, and all the workers were dressed in uniforms/costumes (warning bell number three). Upon closer inspection the "huts" were actually 1970's fibre glass, with lots of nicks in the paint (warning bell number four). So with all these questionable things going on, I decided to play it safe, and ordered California roll, bbq'd eel and spicy crab roll. When the sushi was plunked down in front of me, it was obvious that the rolls were made with that fake-crab-pressed-pollack. Then to top it off the "spicy" crab was just imitation crab with mayonnaise - nothing spicy about it. My sister, who knows very little about sushi, was happy with her food, but I barely choked down mine. The rolls were also incredibly tiny so we were both still hungry, and ordered vegetable tempura. I don't know how they did it, but some how the vegetables absorbed the oil so that they were soggy and squirted oil into your mouth when you bit in. Considering it was half price sushi night and it came to over $40 for the two of us, you need to understand that it was not only hideously over priced for us, but just scary that this low quality meal would have been twice as much any other day of the week.