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[littlefallsmets]

IMHO tit jokes are kinda gauche, but so is Sarah Silverman.

Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey need to have some sort of battle to the death... because there's only room for one female comic that we pretend is funny because she's really hot in a dorky kind of way in our culture at any one time. Janeane Garafolo, as their predecessor, would definitely have to be the referee.

I imagine that Tina Fey would win, what with the Hedelberg dueling scar and all, she clearly has experience in these matters.

[theinevitable]

sarah silverman is Hot.

those are some fun little tits-- also, samantha mathis' are pretty nice.

also: I just watched SLC punk the other day. Empire records is next up!

[Pimp_skitters]

   Does anyone actually own one of those vacums? It seems to me something that would either terrorize or infuriate pets...

[Fooker]

CRYING GAME. 

[Drastic Action]

My friend's parents have one.  Every night, it whirrs about the house, clanking into stuff and making a rukus.  I like to tease it, and try to put cups on it as if it were a waiter, but it has no stair skills so it has issues getting to the kitchen.

[MattFish]

Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey need to have some sort of battle to the death... because there's only room for one female comic that we pretend is funny because she's really hot in a dorky kind of way in our culture at any one time. Janeane Garafolo, as their predecessor, would definitely have to be the referee.

I imagine that Tina Fey would win, what with the Hedelberg dueling scar and all, she clearly has experience in these matters.

This is probably truer than anything anybody has ever said.

[sailor]

See, I loved Pump Up the Volume as a teen.  I had parts of it memorized.  I still have the soundtrack, on cassette, in my car.  But I think Onstad really sums it up well: rebellion and the distracting inclusion of a topless scene by Samantha Mathis.

oh, me too totally. i think i'm still in love with nora. i got the cassestte soundtrack a few months ago. "everybody knows is still one of my favorie songs. (Cohen version.)

(BTW, hi,again,  if you remember me. i haven't been here in like years.)

[jough]

I was always kinda partial to Lisa Loeb.

[sailor]

I was always kinda partial to Lisa Loeb.

my theory is that lisa loeb started the whole cute/hot indie/emo glasses girl thing. of course this caught on in a much bigger way with dudes, unfortunately. dudes took that and turned it into a thing that makes me wannna punch.

[theinevitable]

dude, no. My love of girls with cute glasses has nothing to do with any movie. It is an archetype as old as time.

[jough]

Yeah, dudes don't rock the emo/indie "cute" thing well unless they are gay.

My new glasses do make me look like a dude who chooses fonts for a living, though.  They are designer frames and therefore way too expensive and chic-looking.  They are also made of industrial plexiglass - the kind you'd find at a check cashing place for the purposes of stopping bullets.

Of course, if someone shoots me in the eye I don't think the specs would help much.

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[Pimp_skitters]

  I find glasses have an odd effect: they cut down aggression from other guys. I'm like Clark Kent that way: with contacts, I get the "Hey! Who do you think you are being taller than me!?" vibe, but with glasses, apparently some "Glasses, must be some harmless geek" instinct overrides that.  I often choose which to use based on my planned company for the day.

[FlipConstantine]

What I love is that women never miss an opportunity to tell me how much better I look without my glasses.  I like having the option to be blind and a pimp or a geek who doesn't run into everything.

[linnea]

Heh... I have these great Vera Wang tortoiseshell frames that I effing LOVE. I get compliments on them all the time. Worth every penny, just like my purebred Scottish Folds.

[Hobot]

I have depended upon and worn glasses since the third grade, and they have become an intrinsic part of my identity.  I was rather upset when a pair of glasses I had worn for three or four years (those pictured in my avatar) broke over the holidays last year.