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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #150 on: March 05, 2009, 03:23:55 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on March 05, 2009, 03:16:33 am
FTFY.

I don't understand that. Maybe I drink too much.

But is that unhealthy?

Unhealthy?

I don't know.

Sorry Carlosdelvaca

I will try not to pester you in future.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #151 on: March 05, 2009, 03:40:07 pm »
I keed! I keed!
I kid because I love.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #152 on: March 05, 2009, 06:58:30 pm »
FTFY = Fixed That For You
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #153 on: March 11, 2009, 12:04:13 am »
Why isn't thicker heart walls a good thing?  I know huge, flappy, thin-walled hearts are on the path to congestive heart failure - I thought stout, sturdy ones pumped more efficiently (if more slowly).
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #154 on: March 11, 2009, 12:10:10 am »
I think...

I think there's a happy medium. 
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #155 on: March 11, 2009, 01:03:27 am »
If your heart is bigger than your head you've got a problem, whatever the sentimental films might tell you.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #156 on: March 11, 2009, 01:08:33 am »
According to the kids on the grade-school playground, if your hand is bigger than your face, you've got cancer. 

I suspect that was just a ruse, though. 
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #157 on: March 11, 2009, 01:26:05 am »
Is there a filter that replaces heart with c*ck? Can there be?
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #158 on: March 11, 2009, 05:25:40 pm »

Quote from: jay-ell on March 11, 2009, 01:08:33 am
According to the kids on the grade-school playground, if your hand is bigger than your face, you've got cancer.

Amoronsayswhat?

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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #159 on: March 11, 2009, 05:54:50 pm »
huh?
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #160 on: March 11, 2009, 10:17:00 pm »
According to the kids on MY grade-school playground, if you touched your own two elbows together, you'd switch genders.

As an adult, I baffle at where that sort of a premise would bloom.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #161 on: March 11, 2009, 10:21:53 pm »
Yeah, I always thought the hand to face ratio was how you determined whether or not you were gay.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #162 on: March 11, 2009, 10:58:52 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 11, 2009, 10:17:00 pm
According to the kids on MY grade-school playground, if you touched your own two elbows together, you'd switch genders.

As an adult, I baffle at where that sort of a premise would bloom.

I used to be able to do that behind my back. It doesn't actually look that weird, so anybody who saw me do it would try themselves. Which generally involved leaning way forward. I saw so much cleavage in high school.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #163 on: March 12, 2009, 05:56:33 am »
The length between the tips of your extended thumb and pinky finger is the size of your cock.
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Re: Not Dying!
« Reply #164 on: March 12, 2009, 06:38:50 am »
If only that were true.
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