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13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« on: September 13, 2006, 05:22:19 am »
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"See if it winds up as sex."

This is pretty much what I do, too but in my case I'm just lazy.
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 05:30:25 am »
Darn, you beat me.

Anyhow, this is EXACTLY where I wanted this gay Pat thing to go. Brava!!
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 05:35:54 am »
Let's include a permalink to the strip, fellas.
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 05:51:13 am »
Stip of the year!!!

~Paul
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2006, 05:54:43 am »
I laughed pretty hard at this, and got A Look from my roommate.
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2006, 06:00:53 am »
I laughed uncontrollably at this.  Dude pussy, run at people and see what happens, sex change and a time machine.  So much to laugh at.

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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2006, 06:50:48 am »
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2006, 07:43:56 am »
I don't know, I think we've seen better than this. The image of female-genitals donald trump is both thrilling and scaring me though, like he's exactly the same but with a pu$$y. A pu$$y with an unconvincing merkin.

Ray hasn't had any for ages though, I think maybe the social services lady was the last time?
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2006, 11:23:35 am »
Oh god, any gay guys I know better watch out, because I will be asking them if they've gotten any dude pussy lately.

Best strip in a LONG time. Yes.
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2006, 01:20:30 pm »
I hope Ray prioritizes properly: Find the time machine FIRST, then go for the sex change. 

Because if you go for the sex change first and then realize that you can't find/afford a time machine, I bet that would lead to all kinds of regret.

On second thought, it would probably only lead to ONE very specific kind of regret but it would be pretty profound and lasting.
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2006, 01:40:47 pm »
"Even in my fantasies I just go to the library and read about coins."  ;D
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2006, 01:44:41 pm »
So now we know why the past few weeks of strips have been so lacklustre.  Onstad had been storing the funny to UNLEASH it on today's strip.

Just about every line works here.  I didn't LOL so much last night but I read it again this morning and laughed at the stuff that didn't work for me at 3AM.
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2006, 02:12:12 pm »
Quote from: jough on September 13, 2006, 01:44:41 pm
Onstad had been storing the funny to UNLEASH it on today's strip.

I guess Onstad doesnt know that when you bust dams you can't just drill a little hole in the side, you gotta use explosives
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2006, 02:55:58 pm »
I just read my comment and I don't know what the hell I was saying, I can't even remember writing it.
This is the greatest strip ever.
Female donald trump!
Coins!
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Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2006, 04:07:38 pm »
I burst out laughing in the middle of class today because the genius of "feeling hella klondike" (ie: klondike *solitaire*) hit me out of the blue. Just another Achewoodism to add to my vocabulary and confuse people with, I suppose.
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