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"okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« on: September 14, 2006, 05:43:53 am »
goodness, I love Phillipe so much. It is because of this fact: I love things that are cute. and things that are purposely over-cute are the best.

"It was his signature drink. He craved the stuff."

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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 05:52:19 am »
  If Phillipe had included the Opus Dei in the plot he would be a millionare by now.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 10:54:13 am »
That has about 37% less deus ex mechina than most thriller novels out there.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 11:10:47 am »
"I didn't shoot the jewels because I knew where they were"

Sure, we'll descend to fifteen feet. I see no problem with that
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 11:30:35 am »
He winked as he craved the fresh glass.

WINK!
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 11:32:08 am »
Sometimes Achewood can have strips about dude-pussy, sometimes they can have the cutest strip ever. That's exactly how kids right stories.

"Okay" said the police chief.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 12:07:51 pm »
I have missed Philippe.  Do you think my writing would be better if I stuck my tongue out like that?
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 12:38:51 pm »
I think I speak for everyone when I say that Mr. Bear's expression is the greatest thing about this strip.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 01:12:58 pm »
Well, Teldin, you certainly speak for me.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2006, 01:55:59 pm »
INSERT FUNCTIONAL URL IN YOUR WORTHLESS POST, APE
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 02:01:16 pm »
Now I'm wondering, does Philippe not actually know what winking is, or is he one of those genetic freaks that can't actually do it?
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 02:06:33 pm »
Dear lord, this strip was freaking adorable.

I love how he RUNS to the typewriter, and then RUNS away at the end, presumably to do something else that is also fun.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2006, 02:17:38 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 14, 2006, 02:01:16 pm
Now I'm wondering, does Philippe not actually know what winking is, or is he one of those genetic freaks that can't actually do it?

HEY, I am not a freak.  My left eye is a little more skilled, but when I try to wink it, my right eyebrow raises involuntarily.  It's pretty great.

Wonderful strip, &c.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2006, 03:01:18 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 14, 2006, 02:57:44 pm
I liked the strip just fine but my mind keeps making the not shoot the jewels part of the story dirty.

Well, at least that would explain how he knew where they were.
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Re: "okay," said the police chief. (9-14-06)
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2006, 03:31:50 pm »
Wonderful. This strip is just total Philippe, and it certainly doesn't hurt that this is the way that all kids his age write. (I'm not sure I wrote anything more sophisticated than this before the age of 12.)

Mr. Bear just looks so... concerned. Maybe he also took the "jewels" part wrong?
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