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Author Topic: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.  (Read 6230 times)

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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2006, 12:36:08 am »
Wait, what sorts of far away places does Ray think Lil' Nephew will end up in if he masturbates?
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2006, 02:18:09 am »
Quote from: nDed on September 20, 2006, 12:36:08 am
Wait, what sorts of far away places does Ray think Lil' Nephew will end up in if he masturbates?

i think that's a reference to the usual way such conversations end whether they concern sex, drugs, alchohol or crossing state lines after midnight.  "but no matter what happens i'll always come get you and i won't even be mad.  actually i'll only be mad if you DONT call..."  least that's how my mom always played it. 
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2006, 02:46:57 am »
yeah, mine too. Actually, my dad. My mom always felt too awkward having those conversations.
Or rather, I felt too awkward, and she could tell, I guess.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2006, 02:47:12 am »
Hey Beatrice!  How's life in your neck of the woods?
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2006, 05:31:21 am »
Quote from: Beatrice on September 20, 2006, 02:18:09 am
"but no matter what happens i'll always come get you and i won't even be mad.  actually i'll only be mad if you DONT call..."  least that's how my mom always played it. 

Hey Bea, it's been a while.  Since I'm pretty sure you and that punk Bozack are the same person, do you think you could have him post something now and again?

Anyway, yes, parents (and uncles) will always say they'll be happy to bail you out, no questions asked, but just wait until you call them from a police station two counties over at 3AM and see if they don't have a few questions for you.

Advice: NOW is the time to get to know your bail bondsman.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2006, 01:52:32 pm »
Things I love about LN:

  • The fact that he wears a shirt that says "LN"
  • His weird rounded eyebrows, they make me feel weird

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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2006, 06:43:15 pm »
Me I loves Lil' Nephew. It's about time he made a comeback in mad stylezz...
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2006, 11:23:19 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on September 19, 2006, 02:03:21 pm
I'm still wondering what precisely LN is putting into winter storage there, and it's distracting me.

Could be pretty much anything with a battery pack, but what's distracting me is ... since when is there a winter in California over which one must store things?
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2006, 12:56:13 am »
There isn't, but LN doesn't know this.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2006, 03:11:45 pm »
Quote from: Beatrice on September 20, 2006, 02:18:09 am
i think that's a reference to the usual way such conversations end whether they concern sex, drugs, alchohol or crossing state lines after midnight.  "but no matter what happens i'll always come get you and i won't even be mad.  actually i'll only be mad if you DONT call..."  least that's how my mom always played it. 

Yeah, I see what you mean, but I somehow had the impression that the whole imaginary conversation was about masturbation advice from Ray. I guess maybe Ray, in his youth, enjoyed masturbating in a variety of distant and exotic locales?

Maybe... maybe I'm reading too much into this.
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Re: 19 Sep 2006 - Ray just wants you home safe.
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2006, 06:51:28 pm »
Pretty much.  I figure its just an expansion to other typical "talk" topics.  Probably had something about driving being a "privelege, not a right" in there too.
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