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Author Topic: Beef's c*ck and/or zine  (Read 3933 times)

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Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« on: September 22, 2006, 08:53:53 pm »
does anybody know the name of the strip where beef's phobia of skateboarding is such because his willy snook out of his shorts once as he came down some stairs? i cant find it again. when Pat got a boner as a gay in that photo it reminded me of it.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2006, 08:57:21 pm »
Best first post evar.

Anyway... Cort, take us home. This was made for you.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2006, 09:09:16 pm »
yeah, wow. you must be trying, dude.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2006, 09:27:27 pm »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01262004

I found it by searching the board for "decrepit"
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2006, 02:02:55 am »
Sorry, I was at a happy hour for roughly 5 hours. Way to pick up the slack, Jorge!
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 10:03:35 am »
quality. thanks very much guys. i tell you, this comic strip kept me going at work. brilliant.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2006, 03:22:35 pm »
Quote from: moonman53376 on September 23, 2006, 10:03:35 am
quality. thanks very much guys. i tell you, this comic strip kept me going at work. brilliant.

Is your ability to work directly proportional to the amount of cat c*ck you're experiencing?
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Beef's zine
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2006, 01:14:54 am »
Today I received issue #2 of Beef's zine, the Sex Issue, advertised as "filled with sex, sex, sex," however you will be either pleased or disappointed to know that it did not cause delicate Wombat to faint of the vapors or anything like that.

The Nice Pete bits are the most intriguing. I seem to think that I said the same thing of the last zine? It is frightening that Onstad has such an uncanny grasp of the Nice Pete mind, don't you think?

I was trying to decide on one quote to tempt you into making this fine purchase and I recalled that in another thread today I was speaking of Respect for the Aged Day, so I give you this excerpt from "Cane Days: Sexy things we hope we will say when we are old enough to have canes":

Teodor: "When I was your age, I wish I'd used this thing." [points to self]
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2006, 04:22:20 am »
Quote from: wombat on September 24, 2006, 01:14:54 am
The Nice Pete bits are the most intriguing. I seem to think that I said the same thing of the last zine? It is frightening that Onstad has such an uncanny grasp of the Nice Pete mind, don't you think?

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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2006, 07:42:37 am »
No, what I believe is disturbing is how there are two similarly named threads, "Beef's zine" and "Beef's c*ck" -- and "Beef's zine" has significantly less replies.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2006, 11:00:18 am »
He's like superman with the sun, only with cat c*ckes.

Raised in a far away galaxy where he was exposed only to dog and human c*ckes he travelled to earth when his planet was destroyed and earth's cat c*ckes endowed him with special powers.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2006, 02:16:01 pm »
My housemate calls the subject of this thread the "pink rocket", for which I hate him.
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2006, 07:17:48 pm »
I don't have the zine, so I can't really comment. However, I wanted to help remedy the fact that Drastic pointed out, that there are far fewer replies in a thread about Beef's 'zine than Beef's c*ck. Weird.
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2006, 07:54:55 pm »
That's because you don't have to buy anything to look at Beef's c*ck.

Also, I believe this thread has fewer replies.
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2006, 08:09:19 pm »
Dammit Jough, I did not start this thread to have it descend into prescriptive grammar.
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