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Author Topic: Beef's c*ck and/or zine  (Read 3943 times)

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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2006, 08:52:04 pm »
wait, what?? Jough is telling her to use the word "fewer..." which is the word she used.

what am I missing?
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2006, 10:05:18 pm »
Haven't we had the prescriptive versus descriptive grammar debate enough?  HAVEN'T WE???

I suppose we just can't have nice things around here.  You can all just go to your rooms until you can play nice.
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2006, 11:47:17 pm »
Oh, come on, Aug, unlock it and give them one more chance to talk about sex like normal internet people. 
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2006, 03:02:31 am »
The temptation to merge "Beef's Zine" and "Beef's c*ck" into one big topic continues to grow.
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Re: Beef's zine
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2006, 07:10:55 am »
Wait, why is this locked again?
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2006, 05:25:05 pm »
This is not really an example of good administrating, but I gave in and merged the thread. Feel free to discuss all issues related to Beef's zine and/or c*ck in this thread.
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2006, 05:29:00 pm »
HARUMPH!
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2006, 06:53:22 pm »
This is the best thread title ever.  Do we have a TOUAMBIE for that?
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2006, 07:44:54 pm »
Quote from: wombat on September 25, 2006, 06:53:22 pm
This is the best thread title ever.

The title lets you know that opening the thread is a risk, like unwrapping the Dum Dum with the "???????" wrapper.  Will you get a hearty, lustful discussion of Beef's c*ck?  Or will you get some chin-scratching and hand-wringing over Beef's zine?  Will you get a sour apple sucker, or will you have to suffer through "root beer?" 

You rolls the dice, you takes your chances.
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Re: Beef's c*ck
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2006, 08:01:26 am »
Quote from: Mattgiraffe on September 23, 2006, 03:22:35 pm
Is your ability to work directly proportional to the amount of cat c*ck you're experiencing?

does anybody know of any other comic strips that feature a cat's c*ck? I can't draw very good myself. Have tried to draw a few in paint, but my penis (the irony!) is rubbish. 
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2006, 04:12:06 pm »
So basically you have some insatiable urge to draw cat cocks and you're looking for models on which to base your art?
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2006, 04:19:23 pm »
Why you'd want to draw a cat's cock is beyond me, especially after that very tentative Google search. Never again.

Seriously though mate, good luck with the furry porn. Honest.
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2006, 09:28:01 pm »
Furries!  Oh!  The links I could post!  I'm not getting involved in this!
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Re: Beef's c*ck and/or zine
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2006, 01:44:54 pm »
Quote from: side_show on September 27, 2006, 09:28:01 pm
I'm not getting involved in this!

In this case, your discretion is the entire part of valor.  Praise be to you for your restraint.
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