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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2006, 03:59:18 pm »
People! Jough is simply being a smooth cat. Read what he said as coming from the mouth of a beret-toting, polo neck wearing jazzman comforting one of his hepcat friends and I hope you will understand.

EDIT: Or it's lyrics from a TMBG song.
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2006, 04:06:11 pm »
I found a new friend underneath my pillow
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2006, 04:17:00 pm »
Who's that standing at the window?
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2006, 05:54:44 pm »
Something grabbed a hold of my hand.

I didn't know what had my hand.

But that's when all my troubles began.

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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2006, 06:01:13 pm »
I don't understand you (I don't understand you)...
I just don't understand you (I don't understand you)...
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2006, 06:07:37 pm »
Are you the guy who hit me in the eye?

On a related note, hooray for recreational drugs.
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2006, 10:15:55 pm »
Please pass the milk please.
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2006, 11:33:16 pm »
Judy: Linnea started it.
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2006, 12:57:52 am »
Who's knocking on the wall?
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2006, 02:21:31 am »
I think it's an awesome image of Linnea stealthily stalking cats with her stethoscope!  Heh!  You know if it was me, I'd be grabbin' them and forcibly listening to kitty heartbeats!  <evil grin>  Because they're so cuuute!

Like you said, Linnea, the operative word is _non-crap_ dude.  Give it time (even though it's difficult).

And hopefully Mi-wan will come around and realize the steth is not so bad.  Especially if he gets kittytreats afterwards! 
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2006, 02:56:35 am »
Who's that staring ...out the window?
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2006, 03:44:02 am »

Daaamn! My thread's been hijacked TMBG-style. I can't compete. Also, the fingertips Flash animation linked by Limmo was terrifying in a silly way.

Quote from: kellichou on October 09, 2006, 02:21:31 am
I think it's an awesome image of Linnea stealthily stalking cats with her stethoscope!  Heh!  You know if it was me, I'd be grabbin' them and forcibly listening to kitty heartbeats!  <evil grin>  Because they're so cuuute!

Like you said, Linnea, the operative word is _non-crap_ dude.  Give it time (even though it's difficult).

And hopefully Mi-wan will come around and realize the steth is not so bad.  Especially if he gets kittytreats afterwards! 

I have enough of a problem with doing the regular kittymaintenance, like hauling them to the veterinarian or trimming their nails. I cannot bring myself to grab Mi-wan and force hom to let me listen to his breath sounds. Lenny is down with letting me gently auscultate his chest but draws the line at the abdomen. Unfortunately, Milan just wants nothing to do with it. He runs the second he sees me bust out the stethoscope. Oh well, Milan is "fluffier" anyway and would be more difficult to listen to. Plus, if they won't freaking hold still, that also makes it hella difficult. Imagine having a stethoscope in your ear as you try to clamp its bell to the side of an uncooperative, furry patient. All you hear is this SKSHHHHH deafening roar in your ears. It's no fun.


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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2006, 06:19:34 am »
C'mon and wreck my car.
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2006, 09:20:08 am »
I worked as a Vet Assistant for a year (and like the 2 before that as a person who walked dogs at the same clinic) in high school.  I can totally imagine that.

On a kind of related note, when I got promoted the guy who was helping me out said that the most important part of my job was making sure nothing bite or clawed the doctor, even if I had to put my hand in front of the animal to prevent it from getting to her.  That sucked.
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Re: Alone, all alone (feeling sorry for myself thread)
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2006, 09:53:01 am »
That's a hell of a promotion right there.
Congratulations buddy, you've finally made it! You're the meatshield!
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