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Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« on: October 10, 2006, 04:32:45 am »
If you were DJing a party, and had just 15 minutes in which to get everybody dancing and convince a discerning woman (or man) of your ear for music, what songs do you play.  I'd go with:

David Bowie - Fashion (4:51)
Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (3:41)
LCD Soundsystem - Tribulations (4:58)

I would spend the remaining time either doing the ***** (automaton) or dry-humping the discerning woman (or man) I have no doubt impressed.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2006, 04:34:44 am »
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I would spend the remaining time doing the ##### (automaton) while dry-humping the discerning woman (or man) I have no doubt impressed.

solved that problem for you.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2006, 06:06:59 am »
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke (alternatively, Superstition)
Beegees - Stayin' Alive
close with Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy

For a younger crowd, I would consider Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There, Outkast - The Way You Move, or Ying Yang Twins/Lil' Jon - Damn.

If time allows, Parliament Funkadelic - Electric Spanking of War Babies (no intro), and maybe Ray Charles - What I Say.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2006, 06:26:09 am »
Violent Femmes "Dance, Motherfucker, Dance"
Parliament "Tear the Roof Off the Sucker (We Want the Funk)"
Jackson 5 "The Love You Save"
Crystal Method "Get Busy Child"
Beck "Nicotine and Gravy"
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2006, 06:30:01 am »
lately, I am hell of grooving on "Steppin' Out" by the Fantastic Plastic Machine. But maybe that isn't really danceable? I am bad at judging these things.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 12:53:17 pm »
The Hokey Pokey is irresisitable. Good call on Stayin' Alive. I remember back in high school when that song played people would actually materialize on the dance floor. Time Warp had a similar effect, but I hung out with some pretty messed up kids.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 03:41:21 pm »
Oh man, I forgot Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2006, 04:23:42 pm »
This is hard, because I'm not really into dance music, but...

The Heartsdales Feat. Soul'd Out, "Candy Pop (Kid Whatever Pole Position Mix)"
Scooter, "How Much Is The giraffe"
Delerium, "Euphoria (Firefly)"
The New Pornographers, "Jackie Dressed In Cobras"

... then I would inevitably spoil it by playing "Who The Fuck Is Alice?" But hey.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2006, 05:54:41 pm »
Iggy Pop, "Fall In Love With Me"
Grandmaster Flash, "White Lines"
Dirty Vegas, "Days Go By"

toss out anyone who isn't up and dancing by the first minute of the third song
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2006, 09:44:53 pm »
The B-52s are a definite mention. Love Shack's a little too cliche, I guess. Seriously though, anything danceable by them and I am moving like a crazy thing.

For a good old skank, though, I'd have to stick on Night Boat to Cairo by Madness. Fuckin' great!

Then, I'd have to stick on some Dr Feelgood. Roxette, for example.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2006, 09:51:13 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on October 10, 2006, 09:44:53 pm
The B-52s are a definite mention. Love Shack's a little too cliche, I guess. Seriously though, anything danceable by them and I am moving like a crazy thing.

IT WASN'T A ROCK

IT WAS A ROCK... LOBSTER!!
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2006, 09:54:23 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on October 10, 2006, 09:51:13 pm
IT WASN'T A ROCK

IT WAS A ROCK... LOBSTER!!

You really need a pool to jump in for this one.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2006, 09:57:56 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on October 10, 2006, 09:54:23 pm
You really need a pool to jump in for this one.

Well, yes, and in an ideal world everyone will have matching towels.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2006, 10:45:05 pm »
It may be cliche but Love Shack has my vote because it's got the little synchronized dance bits. What with the bang-banging, shimmies, and spinning around and around and around and around.

Joy to the World seems to get the booty on the floor as well.
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Re: Super Party Dance Mix 3000
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2006, 03:23:22 am »
B-52's "Mesopotamia" for the win.
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