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Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« on: October 25, 2006, 06:06:40 am »
Ray returns from Mexico.

omggggg Ray is pretty thin.  Did he ever go to Mexico at all?
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2006, 06:11:30 am »
Huzzah again!
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2006, 06:12:50 am »
good lord, that is so funny to me.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2006, 09:37:41 am »
Starvation has has tragically resulted in penile or perhaps testicular atrophy.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2006, 10:29:11 am »
I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out - and that normally only happens to ladies

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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2006, 11:23:12 am »
"put butter on what I said"

this is one of the funniest renderings of Ray ever. his dangling bauble (and I don't mean his medallion) made me chortle...

PUT BUTTER ON WHAT I JUST SAID!
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2006, 11:29:24 am »
There are like ten lines in this that should be the thread title.

Worth the buildup even if things have seemed to meander a bit slowly lately.  Phooey on all you impatient ones who have been complaining about your free entertainment.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2006, 01:10:48 pm »
He's apparently missing a lense in his glasses but is still wearing them anyway. That would drive me nuts.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2006, 01:15:00 pm »
Honestly, I could do without ever seeing Lonis again. The setup was so supremely weird and sinister, but the payoff just didn't happen for me.

Until today, that is. So funny and yet so disturbing. Wouldn't say it made up for the previous two weeks of pointless meandering, but what a splendid way to start a Wednesday. Tennis lessons, indeed.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2006, 01:19:43 pm »
I guess walking home from Mexico is less objectionable than riding the bus with Riverdance Butters and the ladies.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2006, 03:36:41 pm »
Ray has bloody/scabby knees

WHAT HAS RAY BEEN HAVING TO DO TO GET TRANSPORTATION/FOOD/SHELTER?
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2006, 04:23:22 pm »
Put me in for a minority vote on really liking this whole arc, slow bits in the middle included.

I think what is and is not "slow" in a serialized format is pretty subjective.  Re-reading the archives, a lot of stories that I found sort of a slog to get through (like C. Head) are now fantastic read at a faster pace.  And as to the claims of Shark Jumping, I think it's pretty obvious that Mr. O is in this for the long haul.  His total rejection of the whole hey-everyone-look-at-me! mode of being a webcartoonist gives me hope that I'll still be reading and enjoying new achewoods when President Perot invades Canada.  The tone and thrust of the strip drifts a bit as the years go by, but I wouldn't say that there's been any decline in quality.

And yeah, today's strip was one of the funniest things I've ever read.  My favorite bit is Cornelius' sober rebuttal to Ray's assumption about Western Union. 

Stuffing a Lasagna inside a Turkey... you know... that might be good.  Anyone got kitchen skills and a camera?
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2006, 04:59:22 pm »
I must not have been awake enough when I read the strip this morning because I just realized that I came away with a mental picture of a turkey stuffed inside a lasagna instead of the other way around.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2006, 06:03:33 pm »
guys, to reiterate, I was not saying that onstad was jumping any sort of anything. what I was saying is that now that I know that phrase, it comes to mind any time I don't like something that I used to enjoy, even if this is a temporary state.
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Re: Oct.25.2006 - Put butter on what I said!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2006, 06:20:22 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on October 25, 2006, 01:10:48 pm
He's apparently missing a lense in his glasses but is still wearing them anyway. That would drive me nuts.

I had to drive home from a concert like that.  Definitely not an excellent thing to do!  But I had no choice.
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