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Author Topic: One! (1 December '06)  (Read 5563 times)

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One! (1 December '06)
« on: December 01, 2006, 06:36:34 am »
Link.

I tried this once in college.  It didn't work.
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2006, 06:39:10 am »
yeah, your roommate can always tell what is going on.

also: this one time, I was watching "Un Chien Andalou" for a class. My roommate turned around at the part where the guy is fondling a naked breast.

a few days later, I was telling him about the film, and mentioned that part. He told me that he didn't want to say anything at the time, but he was under the impression that I was watching some kind of weird antique porn.
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2006, 06:44:52 am »
Two years of college were spent with a roommate, over and over, trying to trick me into thinking I'd walked in on him jerking off. I'd walk in and he'd quickly pull a blanket up over himself and act like he was trying to change the subject...

And then throw the blanket away to reveal himself fully clothed. And then he'd laugh maniacally.

Happily, I was weird enough to make that pretty much even.
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2006, 06:51:33 am »
I was the only one of my roomates with an internet-capable computer, but due to dial-up I didn't spend all that much time with "teh pr0n" as the kids say.

Though come to think of it, it is the first of the month, isn't it?  I should watch some porn pay rent.
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2006, 07:21:11 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 01, 2006, 06:44:52 am
Two years of college were spent with a roommate, over and over, trying to trick me into thinking I'd walked in on him jerking off. I'd walk in and he'd quickly pull a blanket up over himself and act like he was trying to change the subject...

And then throw the blanket away to reveal himself fully clothed. And then he'd laugh maniacally.

Happily, I was weird enough to make that pretty much even.

That man is a genius. He keeps doing that enough and soon enough can masturbate any dang time he pleases, because when you walk in on him, he just throws a towel on himself and you assume he's joking yet again. Brilliant!
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2006, 07:32:09 am »
Wow. 

I thought I was pretty good at porn, as far as these things go.

But I had no idea what the towel meant
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2006, 09:32:28 am »
We're all ignoring one of the most fundamental questions:

Why in God's name is Lyle wearing a hat?
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2006, 01:01:28 pm »
His porno hat.
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2006, 02:05:33 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on December 01, 2006, 01:01:28 pm
His porno hat.

Exactly. Ray has his blogging crown, Lyle has a porno cap. Philippe presumably has a Learn to Type with Mario visor.
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 02:20:41 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 01, 2006, 02:05:33 pm
Exactly. Ray has his blogging crown, Lyle has a porno cap. Philippe presumably has a Learn to Type with Mario visor.

Beef does NOT, however, have any type of purpose-specific garment because he buried it in the yard.
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Re: One! (1 December '06)
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2006, 05:39:02 pm »
Man, that hat. I swear that at first glance I thought I was looking at a Tiny Toons version of Lyle.

I presume it's "Chris Onstad" who's talking to the pornophile tiger?
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Re: One! (12.1.06)
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2006, 05:45:58 pm »
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That man is a genius. He keeps doing that enough and soon enough can masturbate any dang time he pleases, because when you walk in on him, he just throws a towel on himself and you assume he's joking yet again. Brilliant!

Well, he WAS a psychology major...

Even though he ended up a sports reporter and then a dude who goes and sleuths out car wrecks for an insurance company.

I never actually saw him looking at porn. He watched a lot of Highlander episodes and old tapes of Dolphins games.

I'm not sure if this was actually his pornography. He's engaged to a woman... but what does that mean these days?
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Re: One! (1 December '06)
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2006, 06:06:05 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on December 01, 2006, 05:45:58 pm
I never actually saw him looking at porn. He watched a lot of Highlander episodes and old tapes of Dolphins games.

I'm not sure if this was actually his pornography. He's engaged to a woman... but what does that mean these days?

I'm going to Sea-World!
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Re: One! (1 December '06)
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2006, 06:19:20 pm »
I thought Lyle was using the towel to block out non-porn visuals in his peripheral vision because the hand-blinders he tried in panel 8 were ineffective.  It's the Hunts version of the little hood that NFL refs use when they're checking out the video evidence after a coach throws the red challenge flag.


Also, "hand-blinder" sounds like a veiled euphemism for you-know-what.
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Re: One! (1 December '06)
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2006, 07:30:21 pm »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on December 01, 2006, 06:19:20 pm
Also, "hand-blinder" sounds like a veiled euphemism for you-know-what.

A Three Stooges eye-poke?
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